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Potter Kids.... What Can U Do?
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A- Mum, why do I have to wear a skirt?
J- Because that is what id required.
A- But I saw pictures of you and daddy at school and you were in pants.
J- Yes, but, back then, I didn't really set much stand by the rules. Something your father and I have in common.
A- How did you meet daddy?
J- (sighs) Well, heh, how do I explain this to a fifteen year old? Uh, well, as I said, your dad and I had a common knack for not following rules, and one day, we both got in trouble, I'm not going to say for what, anyways, we had to spend the entire day, sitting in the same room, as detention.
A- And that was bad?
J- Well, at the time, yes. Because at that point, your dad and I, well, we weren't- we didn't get along, at all, as a matter of fact. It was like that during the majority of the time we were in school.
A- When did you realized that you loved him?
J- I ended up moving closer to his house, in the summer between out sixth and seventh years. Consequently, we saw more of each other, and eventually, towards the middle of out seventh year, we started dating. I think, I first fell on love with him, was when he saved me from falling off the school roof while we were fighting Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters.
A- And so, you two married after school and have been happy since.
J- Actually, no. We didn't get married until after I was already pregnant with you, and just like all people, we still got into fights, but no matter how much we said we hated each other, we knew that we truly loved each other.
A- And now?
J- Now? Heh, now we pretty much agree to disagree. We both have different views on different things, ans that's alright. I love him for him and he loves me for me. Do you see?
A- Yeah.
Just then, Harry came into the living room of their house, sat down with the Daily Prophet and began reading, as Nylea (Nile-Ah), Alexia's younger sister came in and flopped on the couch, wearing her newest shirt, that read, "I take the road less traveled, and now I'm lost." Not too long after that, Justin, Alexia's brother, three years younger than her came in, wearing a tropical shirt.
Ju- I'm hot and bad. Look out ladies!
A- (walks over to him) Look out for the ugliest shirt on the planet.
Ju- Even though you don't like it, I don't care. I do and I'm wearing it to Hogwarts tomorrow.
A- Oh, no. No, no, no. There is no way you are going to school dressed like that.
Ju- Why not?
A- Well, due to an erotic event that happened twelve years ago, you're my brother.
J- Honey, if you want, I can take you down to get you something different, Justin.
Ju- Why do you have a problem with it?
A- Because when you walk around, you represent me.
Ju- I still like this and I'm wearing it.
A- No, way. Mum, I need your credit card.
Ju- Why?
A- Potter, jump on your broomstick, we're going back to the mall.
Ju- I don't have a broom.
A- Figure of speech, dingus. (she pulls him out of the room)
J- Don't draw blood, honey!
END!
 Aquajade · Mon Apr 20, 2009 @ 05:43am · 0 Comments |
