Now I am tired of chain mails. Are you? Are you someone who wants this person to get on with their own life and leave us all alone? Do you owe me a favor?
Well please do this!
firstname.lastname@example.org is a major jerk! She (or he) has sent a chain mail that has hurt many people. My friends in real life for example. Please send this exact email to them and I will make an update in my comments section when to stop. This person MUST apologize and be punished so we will give them Karma,
Sorry if I just tricked you,
but this is important. I don't know what sick person is satisfied when others are tricked and are hurt. You planned a chain mail and made it sound as if it really would happen. Even if it was a joke, this was the rudest, cruelest, meanest, most senseless, thoughtless, and maniatrical E-mail I have gotten.
People are gullible, and I don't care if I offend anyone. People can be idiots and believe ANYTHING!
But that doesn't give anyone, I repeat
To take advantage of others, especially the gullible people, I don't understand what gives you the sick, disgusting, repulsive, putride, unpulchritudinous, maniacal, senseless, barbaric, unsightly, rude, obscene, morally wrong, inhumaine, uncomely, unattractive, unfair, animalistic, appaling, awful, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, foul, frightful, grisly, gross, grotesque, hard-featured, hideous, homely, horrid, ill-favored, loathsome, loathsome worthy, misshapen, repelling, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, unbeautifal, uninviting, unlovely, unprepossessing, unseemly, frightful, ill-mannered, unrefined, frightful,atrocious, disgusting, foul, horrid, nasty, nauseating, repellent, repulsive, revolting, sickening, unwholesome, vile, hideous, and above all-
IDIOTIC IDEA TO EVEN MAKE A CHAIN LETTER!,
Urge to do something like this! I cannot believe someone would do this!
You are a disgusting human being and have no right, no reason, no motive, and no alibi whatsoever in the slightest excuse for this!
Now, I don't know, Clare what anyone or anything has done to make you do this but this is wrong, even if you are treated badly and you want revenge you have no right to do this.
I even don't know why someone would waste their time crafting such a boringly unsatisfying scheme to get revenge, I mean what person actually is pleasured by making others stress out and go crazy!
Now! YOU WILL,REPEAT YOU WILL!!!, YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO EVERY LAST SINGLE PERSON YOU SENT THIS LETTER TO AND EXPLAIN TO THEM IN COMPLETE DETAIL WHY YOU DID THIS! IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL GET E-MAILS FROM MANY
MANY PEOPLE HAVING THIS EXACT SAME MESSAGE AND ALSO WILL NOT STOP 'TILL YOU CONFESS,ADMIT, APOLOGIZE, AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE!
Oh and here's something better to do with you anger when your mad, write angry letters and don't send them! You are wasting your life by sending people E-mails they most-likely will never EVER read, much less care about.
Please underline, bold, italize, and make something the largest size if it is all in capitals.