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SimplySimone Wrote:
Seriously, what did you do with Lanzer, Mr. OmniDrink CEO?!? He didn't show up to the office today!

You are a most mysterious CEO. You buy our company and fail to show your face IRL. WTH?? Well, whoever you are, we want our Lanzer back!!!

Long live Gaia!

*Kicks vodka bottle.*






Queefa Latifah Wrote:



Cuore di un Phoenix Wrote:

I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS...

I'M AFRAID OF THE WORLD....

I'M AFRAID I CAN'T HELP IT....

I'M AFRAID I CAN'T.....



You're silly.
They're too fat to chase you.