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********' ice cube.
Rachael: STORY TIME, b***h!
Joey: o.0 -sits down- What story tonight?
Rachael: THAT ONE -throws a book at you-
Joey: -is hit with book- ... -looks at book- The Wizard of Oz?
Devon: This is gonna be good.
Rachael: Of the hood
Joey: Even better...
Rachael: -tries to act gangster-
Joey: Fail.
Rachael: Yo, so there was this b***h, right?
Devon: XD
Joey: That would be like me going to a rap concert and enjoying it...
Rachael: And she like, lived with her aunt and s**t on this lame a** farm
Joey: REDNECK HOE!?!
Rachael: And then this HUGE a** tornado came outta ********' NOWHERE man, and she landed on top of this other b***h, but this b***h was a real b***h
Joey: Uh... baby.
Rachael: ... what?
Joey: You're white... very white... -pats back-
Rachael: LET ME FINISH MAH STORY 'FORE I HAFTA SMACK A b***h
Joey: o.0
Devon: -is laughing to hard to type-
Joey: -picks up bottle of Mt. Dew- What's in this s**t? o.0
Devon: -just inhaled a piece of ice cube-
Joey: Fail.
Rachael: So, anway, all these midgets and s**t that were, like, high or something started dancing and singing about lollipops, I'm pretty sure the b***h was high, too, ANYway...
Joey: XD Did you pull out your nine?
Devon: -is literally rofl'ing-
Joey: lol
Rachael: So the b***h, started walking down the yellow brick alley way {yes, I made that reference}, and she meets this dumbass scarecrow
Joey: Wow... -facepalm-
Rachael: Scarecrow's like "Yo, I need a brain"...
Joey: lmao
Rachael: b***h is like "Yo, I'm going to the Wiz to get me home, wanna come with?" So, Scarecrow says "Hell yeah, nukka!" and they peel off and speed down till they see the ********' TIN MAN!
Devon: XD
Joey: XD
Devon: -inhaled another piece of ice cube-
Rachael: Tin Man's drunk as hell, or some s**t, and can't move, so they oil his joints, if ya know what I mean...
Joey: -would be spitting up whatever was in mouth if there was anything there-
Rachael: -eyebrow waggle-
Joey: OH WOW!
Devon: XDDD Good God.
Rachael: So, yeah, Tin Man says "Hey, b***h! I needs me a heart!" So the b***h and Scarecrow are like, "YO! ********' come with us!" and they continued down, until they met the Cowardly Lion, hiding under his blanket while his homies were out bustin' caps in asses 'n s**t
Joey: [[I could see that... XD ]]
Devon: [[ Me too. ]]
Rachael: All the while, the Wicked b***h's sister, Wicked b***h Two, was watching this, and she sends her posse called the "Flyin' Monkeys" out to go stop them, but they all got past the gang and got to they Wiz
Devon: ********' ice cube...
Rachael: So, they all ask for what they need, and what does the Wiz give them?
Joey: NOT A DAMN THING! ...?
Xx Mafia xX says: Weed. ******** weed. They all got high and passed out. THE END
Joey: Nice!
Devon: XDDDDDDDD
Joey: -claps-
Rachael: -bows-
Devon: ... -goes to get more ice cubes-
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