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The Joker: You just couldn't let me go, could you?
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The Joker: See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word.
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The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
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The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
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The Joker: See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
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The Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr.Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
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The Joker: Call me when you want to start taking things a little more seriously.
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The Joker: People will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The Joker: Are you the real Batman?
Brian: No.
The Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him?
Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
The Joker: Oh, you do Brian, you *really* do!
-------------------------------------------------------------------The Joker: Let's turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
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The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
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The Joker: [to Batman] You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you, did you?
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The Joker: You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
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The Joker: You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
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The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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The Joker: You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.
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The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
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The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
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The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
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The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
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The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
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The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
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Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
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The Joker: I love this job!
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The Joker: [to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.
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The Joker: Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...
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The Joker: When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.
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The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
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The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them.
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The Joker: [to Rachel] A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
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The Joker: Why... so... serious?
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The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
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The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
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The Joker: And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule...
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