c**k goes here.
Insane Clown Posse claims to be an underground group, though since I first heard about them about 8 years ago now compared to some other rappers out there tells me otherwise. They aren't truly mainstream since I don't hear their music on the radio ('cause they suck) yet I refuse to believe that they are underground.
But back to the main focus of this entry. Juggalos, to me anyway, appear to be the collective white trash of the United States that found "rap" and decided they were missing out on that "brotherly spirit" that other rap groups seem to encourage. Maybe Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope (where'd he come up with that?) graduated from the school of hard knocks (though I doubt it), the majority of their fans are from the suburbs of cities across the US. Can't listen to the black man's music? Well here's a shitty substitute for you, complete with a retarded following!
ICP 4 lyfe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juggies also seem to like to think of themselves as a "family." A family of smelly, fat, imbred ******** who wouldn't know what real rap is if it bit them in the a**. Yes, they are a family in the sense that if you call them out over the Internet they'll threaten you with violence 'cause they're gonna get "their family" and mess your s**t up. INTERNET FAMILY WOOT.
This Internet family has made some drink from the Detroit area called "Faygo" their official drink. Seeing as how I've never had Faggo, it looks like a carbonated version of Powerade, meaning it's probably sickeningly sweet. Gotta wash down ICP's filth somehow I suppose.
This poor child can't even get a dignified funeral. This also shows you why these Faggo-drinking retards shouldn't be parents.
Juggalos will also defend their sacred band from any and all criticism. This is why they are so easy to troll. They seem to think so highly of ICP that they believe them free from any negative comments. Granted, something as simple as "ICP suck" isn't much criticism, but in this case it's accurate. Seriously, just go take a look at the lyrics for this song and decide for yourself. I can't really find much creativity in there myself, but if you'd be willing to point it out to me please do!
Typical fan. It gets worse.
Here we see the Juggalette, a female Faggalo. The ones that aren't overweight have some sort of mental issue and no friends, except maybe for their "family" to back them up if they run into some mall cop or something. They also serve as the primary means of reproduction among the family, being the proverbial cumdumpster. However, as shown by the picture before the previous, they are generally incapable of shooting out a baby without it dying. Thankfully this happens so that the child may be spared a life of humiliation and cheetos.
Maybe juggalos aren't quite as annoying as furries, since they don't pretend that they are something other than human. (Seriously, acting like an animal is for children, not teenagers and "fully-grown" adults.) However, they are damn close to taking the top spot as far as being the most annoying group on earth. Thus, I will continue to troll them and the furries.
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