I keep getting this chain letter, but I never get tired of reading. WARNING: DO NOT COPY AND PASTE TO PASS IT AROUND!! THIS IS NOT TO BE PASSED AROUND!! THIS IS FOR READING ONLY!!! BESIDES, I DO NOT WANT TO BE FRAMED FOR YOUR IDIOCY FOR NOT PAYING THIS WARNING!!!
How Wrathy Clause Stole Christmas
High up in the mountain, where the air smelled like rot,
Stood the evil and angry Wrathy Clause. No doubt!
Christmas was coming! HIS whole Christmas season!
Bit it would not come because the FEF members were the reason!
"I musssst find a way to make thissssss jusssst right!"
The evil Clause said with such hatred in sight.
"A brilliant plan that I will conquer them all.
No matter if the plan isss too big or ssssmall."
But no matter what his plan could it be,
Because what he wanted was revenge. Indeed.
Staring down from the top, Wrathy let out a frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
He knew every member of FEF guild in the town beneath
Was busy now, hanging mistletoes and wreath.
"And they forgot about me!" He snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow issss Chrisssstmassss! And I'm not here!"
Then he growled with his sharp fingers nervously drumming.
"I MUSSSST find ssssome way to bring mine to be becoming!"
Make a wish!!!
For tomorrow, he knew, all the FEF girls and boys
Would wake bright and early, with smiles filled of joys!
They'd open their presents, all clothes, books, and game.
Why, even Soren's present wasn't so lame!
And then all the members would sit down to a feast,
Young and old, small and tall, beorc, laguz, and beast.
They would feast on food, even Vaida's chicken breast.
And yet, nobody knew how Vaida made it best.
After the feast, they would go to the Grand Ball,
where in the middle stood a Christmas tree so tall.
Gathered close together with Christmas bells ringing,
They'd stand hand-in-hand and have a Christmas singing.
Some would dance and some would play, but all would sing.
Oh, how painful it was as Wrathy continued thinking.
"It'sssss my turn to sssshine!" Wrathy kept complaining.
"And yet, they don't even know I'm here right now!
I MUSSST bring my Chrisssstmasss to appear! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
No, really, go on and make one!!!
WRATHY GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know jusssst what to do!" Wrathy laughed in his stand.
"The perfect revenge to ruin their Chrissstmassss plan."
And he chuckled and clucked, "What a devioussss trick!
Why, they won't even know that I ruin it ssssso quick!
All I need are the reindeer...." Wrathy looked around.
But since reindeer were scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop Wrathy Clause? No! Wrathy simply said,
"If I can't find ssssome reindeer, I'll make mine inssssstead!"
Down the stable, he had found horses he could steal
And on their heads were big antlers made out of steel.
Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
In his biggest sleigh, even some on the horses' backs.
Then Wrathy cried, "Giddap!" And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the members slumbered in their town.
All their windows were dark and snow fell in the air,
And the members were dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square,
Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
"Thissss issss ssstop number one." The evil Wrathy Clause hissed,
Then he lock picked the door, empty bags in his fist.
Seeing the decorations, he let out an evil smile.
Oh, what evil plan did Wrathy made that was so vile?
He stood where he stand for a moment or two,
Then headed toward the fireplace, where the fire glowed.
On the chimney were stockings all hung in a row.
"Thessse ssstockingsss," he grinned. "Are the firssst thingsss to go!"
Then he tiptoed and slunk with a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
He took the games and bikes, even Rei's drums!
Why, he even took Amelia's plums!
Wrathy stuffed them in bags, then walked very nimbly,
Threw all the bags in his sleigh, so quick and simply.
Then he headed to the fridge, where inside was the feast!
He took the chocolate cookies shaped like beast
And cleaned out the icebox as quick as a flash.
Even Shinon's ale he drank in ever so dash.
Wish something else!!!
Wrathy stuffed all the food in to his sleigh with glee.
"And NOW!" Grinned Wrathy, "I will sssteal the tree!"
Evil Clause grabbed the tree and he started to tug
Until he heard a cough that was out of the snug.
He turned around fast just to see just who.
Why, it was none other else but dear Sue.
The evil Clause had been caught by Rath's daughter,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She glared at Wrathy and said, "You evil sly.
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"
However, Wrathy Clause was so smart and so slick.
He grabbed the nearest and hit her with a candlestick.
Poor dear Sue, who had got hit right on her head,
She was knocked out and fell down as if she was dead.
"Not very quick and nimbly assss I am, my dear.
Too bad for you," Wrathy Clause said with a sneer.
"And too bad for me that I can't make your head bled."
He then picked up poor Sue and took her to her bed.
Not that, you pervert!!
To make no suspicious, Wrathy went for her cup.
He filled the cup half-water and brought it up,
Then went back to work by taking the log for their fire!
Even the Christmas tree he took that the members admired.
On their walls, he left nothing but hooks and wire.
And the one speck of food that he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
Then he did the same thing to other members' homes,
Taking the Christmas, foods, and Heath’s favorite combs!
It was quarter past dawn... All the members still in bed.
All the members still sleep when he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their presents, the ribbons, the wrappings,
The tags and the tinsel, the trimmings and trappings.
So off to the mountain, where the path was so slit,
He rode with his loads to the tiptop to dump it!
"Boohoo to the FEFsss! He was viciously humming.
"They will find out what had happened from my coming!"
Is your finger getting tired yet?
"Their mouthssss will hand open a minute or two,
Then all the memberssss of FEF guild will cry boohoo!
What a joy!" Grinned Wrathy, "Oh, I MUSSSST have to hear!"
So he paused and Wrathy put his hand to his ear,
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low, then it started to grow,
But the sound wasn't sand and it was not merry!
It was something else. Why, it WAS angry! VERY!
He stared down the mountain and widened his eyes!
Everyone from the FEF guild, the tall and the small,
Was charging at him with weapons and all!
High up in the air, he saw the air brigade,
Along with Nino, who held Huey's mane.
"So you think you can steal our Christmas around?"
Said Nino, "Well, let's show you that we're not fond."
"FEF members, ATTACK!!" Hawk King Tibarn gave a shout.
"Time to beat up this living s**t out!"
And all the weapons flew, magic, arrows, and lance.
The evil Clause dodged and ducked, he could hardly prance,
With nowhere to run, he made a slip to his fall,
Off the mountain, and he let out an anguish call.
"Curssse you, FEF! You have not heard the lasssst of me!
I will come back for next Chrisssstmassss, you'll ssssee!"
Unsure if he was gone, the members won the fight,
For they had saved Christmas in bright morning light.
They all brought back the toys and the food for the feast,
With Rhys carried Vaida's chicken breasts, no least!
Wasn't that fun?
Hope you made a great wish
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.
It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
Really!!! Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
· Sun Nov 23, 2008 @ 03:17pm · 0 Comments