... now something like that takes skill to pull off ^^.........
Ok so then I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom to fix it and so she gave me a pass... which just happened to be one of those flying, screaming monkeys with capes and helmets... and so I went and fixed my shirt and as I was making my way back to my classroom a teacher walked past me (with a class behind him) and the teacher was like "
OH NO WAY!!!!! LET ME SEE THAT MONKEY " And before I could say anything he had snatched it out of my hand and had begun to play with it. And I was all like "... 
dude that my pass" but he just continued to play with it before he swung around and shot it down the hall and said "go fetch" as he walked away and I’m all like "thanks 
"............... Ok so now I’m skipping to the last period of the day......................
Ok so I was sitting in my health class (as shown in the picture below) and these two girls (chick 1 & chick 2) where fighting over a bottle of Snapple when suddenly chick 1 yanked the bottle to her right (where I was sitting) and the lid flew off and I was drenched in Snapple. And all of a sudden the room got really quiet as every one looked my way and I was like "
what the hell was that for" ... so in the end the teacher sent me to go get cleaned up and the two girls did NOT get in trouble even thought they ruined my drawing note book... and so concludes the strangest best worst day of 9th grade... so far "Raise your glasses high, for we shall not sleep! A toast, a toast to that which we boast! We shall not lie down, we shall not falter for it is victory we are after!" - Akhekhu Crocell
