A Day in teh Life of Kalamuago:
On the island of Oahu, in the middle of the Pacific, laid a heavy-set man about 6'8 in height.
His name is Kalamuago. Neither last or first name could stop him from getting what he wanted.
I was once a victim of his. It was about three in the morning, and I was driving home from Kalalaka Su Kaka, the greatest fecal matter magician manager of all time. His real name is Barney Goldstein, but he always insisted on being called Kalalaka Su Kaka from his staff.
What'd Kalalaka do? Oh that's easy, he conned people! Yep, man, that son of a b***h conned suckers out of money. He'd pretend to be a poor old bum, and he'd go to rich neighborhoods and beg for money. I always found it incredibly funny that he'd be dressed incredibly nicely, and still get money.
Turns out he finally pissed somebody off... And Kalalaka blamed it on me, Gras Pisici.
Yep, that's my name. I'm Romanian. Can we go back to the story? No? ******** you then, asswipe, that son of a b***h nearly killed me for conning him!
Nu Dragoste Pisici · Fri May 23, 2008 @ 04:26am · 0 Comments |