you guys haven't gotten poshi, irl in a while. tasty snack for yuu.
short story is short.
5.7.08
of all the things you could possibly do, how could you do this?
my cousin is a ********. fo srs.
so mom was driving me home from step team tryouts
[OMGPHYSICALACTIVITIES!!?!?111]
and she told me about my cousin. let's call her... tina.
now, tina has never been the brightest crayon in the box.
not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
not smart.
she's two months older than me but, and i'm being modest here, my mental ability surpasses hers by about four years.
she's been in trouble for all kinds of s**t like bringing guys to the house when her mom's not home. not to mention 97.4% of what she ever says is a lie. her mom actually had to relocate her from brooklyn to the bronx to live with her grandmother.
and now she's taking it to the next level.
according to my mom, she ran away, came back saying a bunch of guys kidnapped her, tied her up, and god knows what else, told people that she was pregnant -at 13- and her mom took away the baby, and is currently residing in a ******** psychiatric ward.
WHAT.
THE.
********.
********.
i doubt she could even figure out the straitjacket.
finis
ps: my mom just got a call from my aunt. tina says the ward is nice.
 `P o s h · Thu May 08, 2008 @ 12:01am · 3 Comments |
<-- i went to college at 13. i totally deserve it. D: