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Ok guys, I gotta set something straight. I have to do it now, or it may be too late. I may hurt some feelings, but it has to happen.

Naruto ninja. They may be super-powerful killing machines, but their bright colors and easily visible facial features make them easy to spot and identify. Is not the point of being a ninja to secretly kill people without being noticed?

By technicality, Me: 1, Naruto: 0

Goth Ninja. Just because you wear black doesn't make you a ninja. Six inch platform shoes are not quiet, and nor are ten pounds of metal attached to your body quiet either.

By depression, Me: 1, Goths: 0

Sexy ladies ninjas. This, however, does not mean that sexy ladies CANNOT become ninjas, they are just not ninjas to begin with. If they follow the rules, they can do whatever they want.

By boobs, Me: 1, the ladies: 0

Lara Croft ninja. I do believe she fits into the sexy ladies category though...

By more boobs, Me: 2, the ladies: still 0

Karate ninja. Just knowing karate does not make you a ninja. It may help, but the moves don't make the ninja, the ninja makes the moves.

By logic, Me: 1, Karate: almost 1.

Kenshin Himura ninja. No, you're wrong, I'm sorry, he's a samurai. The Oniwaban Group, however, were ninjas.

By Wikipedia, Me: 1, n00bs: -1

I could keep this up, but I need to get my self to the nearest Game Stop.

Piece out of the Pie
Zna okrasP
'08