Simple. It's because I come across a random message tool. You don't have it. When you submit, you get the instructions on mass messages tutorial in your inbox if it's the correct info. Thank you and have a nice day.
Wait wait wait!I'm not done humiliating you.I reported you right from the first PM,you know.And I would very much like you to visit my journal in a few minutes;why,I've reserved a very special place there just for *you*!
This is one of my best entries yet for scamming attempts!^^