Excerpts from some of our conversations.
Gangrenia: I've learned to sleep with my eyes open. Me: It's a good thing too. You gotta watch your back at all times around here.
Fisher: I bet if I ran away nobody would miss me. Me: They told me that they tried to miss you as often as possible anyway. Fisher: I have a bunch of imaginary friends, but I don't think any of them like you, sorry. Me: I imagine that I dislike them too. Just out of curiosity; are any of them named Harvey or Inga? Fisher: Oh, great I think I'm getting the plague again... *sigh* I just got over it last week. Me: Don't be so melodramatic. It's probably just a common cold. Fisher: *achooooo* I hope this cold spreads like the plague to the other orphans. Me: So; now it IS just a cold but you WANT it to be the plague? Fisher: I wonder how much I could get by selling my foot online. Me: I'm sure you'd get a lot more for an arm and a leg than just a foot.
Nitty: We only have one book in the orphanage, but it's written in Portuguese... Me: So why don't you learn Portuguese?
Female Bruce: I heard of a place where they let you talk about your problems and someone listens. I wonder if it really exists. Me: Huh?
Clod: I hope I get adopted by a family of astronauts. Me: That would be kewl for you because you're really good at taking up space. Blair: This is the real world, huh? Me: Yes it is, so quit acting like a n00b. Blair: Our beds have been nice and cozy since we switched from gravel to dirt. Me: Don't say that too loud. You'll make the vampires here jealous. Blair: My darned hair keeps falling out! Me: Well, pick it up and put it back in. Blair: Ms. Cooper takes care of us, when she's sober. Me: I KNEW those bottles of Dr. Blotto's Warmup Cure looked familiar. Blair: At the orphanage, we have to choose between eating and drinking. Me: But you just implied that Ms. Cooper does all the drinking.
Oliver: I hope to have parents that aren't imaginary someday. Me: Imaginary parents would be better for Fisher. They would fit right in with the rest of his friends. Oliver: Why do we have to bathe, it takes a lot of time to develop this level of grime. Me: I think it's the smell rather than the dirt. Oliver: I am a top of the line orphan. I got all my shots, I am good to go!!! Me: Didn't you JUST GO to the bathroom?
TRex-kun · Sat Dec 29, 2007 @ 05:42am · 2 Comments |