Seriously, change the profile number on your profile to 9000000 and then just go up from there. Most of these are bots, probably. And two users every 10 profiles are probably active.
With roughly 11,000,000 users, that means that only 5,500,000 users are actually active, and our usercount is a LIE.
Something should be done about this, but I honestly don't know what. =/
(bump my art shop please)