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Thanks Yuki, thanks a lot. Here I am, listening to 'Do they know it's Christmas', and I'm writing this.

Well anyway, this is just a WIP, and totally not serious--anyone who takes it as such should be slapped upside, and will be laughed at by me. Though, rape is never a funny matter, but I'm a sick, twisted, arrogant douchebag, and I feel like writing it.

Now, there’s a difference: FOR and OF. FOR is reasons FOR and OF is what it all entails. ...What the hell did I just write? Anywho, this is all about fictional characters, kthx, so the codenames/ID’s are just characters that fit the bill. XD

As of now, there are TEN qualifications FOR:

1. The first qualification is simple and obvious, and if said aspect is ever encountered, immediate action is required. Put simply, is the subject is a redhead (ID: Roy), that instantly qualifies him or her to be raped/molested, effective immediately.

-Failure to act (effective immediately) can result in other’s doing it before you, you feeling bad, you writing horribly OOC rape fanfictions about said character, etc.
-When the deed is done, there are quite a few side-effects that are most likely to happen: Becoming obsessed with said redhead, daydreaming about said redhead, writing about said redhead, wanting to be with said redhead forever, and ever, and ever, and EVER. Though, such will never happen.

[Characters who fall into this category]:

2. Second qualification is as simple as the first: if the subject (ID: Victor) displays increased self-centered-ness, said subject MUST be humiliated (or, really, ravished–so exquisite). Why must this course of action be taken? Well, first of all, you must be a complete fool is you asked this question. Press the BACKSPACE right quick, effective immediately. Anyway, this must be taken because the subject exudes so much haughtiness, that knocking them down off their pedestal will bring immediate pleasure.

-Second Q, however, is contagious. Contact with “Victor” may cause you to become equally self-centered and arrogant. You may start to suffer from frequent delusions of grandeur obvious narcissism and have an increased superiority complex. When filling out an online job application, you may find yourself wanting to put down “I like giving out orders”. Thus, costing you your job.
You may, also, become a douchebag to all of your friends.

[Characters who fall into this category]:

3. Third Q: The subject suffers from an inferiority complex and angsts like mad during his/her many appearances in the game/manga/anime/book. (ID: Zelos). Precautions must be taken when dealing with “Zelos”, as their extremely fragile state of mind may cause them to attempt something drastic. Though, they still must be ravished. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

-Act kind to them, like you want to be their friend. And listen to their tales of woe and angsts, when the time is right, you will know when to strike.
-Perfect ways to deal with subject “Zelos” are still being devised and are being tested.

[Characters who fall into this category]:

[December 12th, 2007]