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Random thoughts from a rising new star employee of G-Corp.
Friday, October 22, 2004 7:40 AM
I am so relieved! When I left Mr. Gambino's office yesterday morning I thought something really bad would happen to me. Everyone has been whispering about a connection between 247 and the disappearance of 013. But when I delivered the the letter to 247 he read it carefully and then said, "Well its your lucky day! I've been working on this great new quit-smoking patch and you get to be the lucky first person to test it out!"

"But I don't smoke", I said.

"What? Did I say quit-smoking patch? Hahaha! I meant hair-loss preventative," he said. "I always get the two projects mixed up ... Now the, erm, anti-hair-loss comes in this little patch that you stick on your arm. I notice your hair is thinning out on the top ... but you will see it growing back in no time!"

Well that was good news! I had been noticing more and more hair caught in my shower drain each morning. I usually can comb the hair over to hide the tiny bald-spot on the back of my head and I have used that spray-on stuff. It works pretty good. But a real cure! That would be nice! It sucks to be balding at age 23. 247 said that there were no side-effects to the patch whatsoever, so I didn't need to worry about a thing.

I am still worried about getting back into the big games at the casino. But I am out of money now, and Mr. Gambino forebade me from borrowing anything from anyone ... Maybe I should quit G Corp and try to find an environment more hospitable for my late night sessions. Besides, once I set my books straight I won't even need this lousy job anymore. I can just live like a king of my winnings!


On the lighter side, I had a blast with some of the lab rats yesterday. 137 and I set them up in a maze and were taking bets on which one would find the way out first. It was very competitive for a while, but then, MY RAT WON!
137 complained that my rat bit his rat and that it was an unfair advantage. He said the rats seemed to be acting strangely and rushed the rats off to the Lab Vet to get them examined. Personally, I think he was just trying to get out of paying me. I insisted he hand over the 20 gold before he left.






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Sirail
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commentCommented on: Fri Oct 22, 2004 @ 06:30pm
722, you're hot as you are... We all know you love to gamble, but don't try your luck with that patch.
w00t first comment


commentCommented on: Fri Oct 22, 2004 @ 07:08pm
Dear 722,

I think you should be smart and STAY AWAY from bieng a HUMAN TEST SUBJECT. See those green bunnies, and the two-headed monkey? Do you want to turn out like that?!

smilies/icon_arrow.gif Also, I have been reading 247's Diary and he is actually giving you an ANTI AGING TEST DRUG. I would be careful if I were you. If you want help escaping from *EVIL* Gambino and joining the RESISTANCE, or if you just need HELP-you can PM me anytime!

I will keep you apraised of further situations in which I think you should be aware of. Again, PM me anytime-for anything!

Yours,
Soulbutter



Soulbutter
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commentCommented on: Fri Oct 22, 2004 @ 07:14pm
P.S.

I hope you know that 247 KILLED 013. Do you want to die? Or worse, become a ZOMBIE?! If not...I suggest you take immediate action and EMAIL me for Help!

-Soulbutter


commentCommented on: Fri Oct 22, 2004 @ 11:32pm
Soulbuttter,
May I ask where exactly you got that information...? I is quite an accusation that you are making, and you should be able to back thigs lik that up 100%...



I Am Still The King
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Miss Anthropist
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commentCommented on: Sat Oct 23, 2004 @ 01:03am
It's true! I seen it all! IT'S A CONSPIRA-- *shfoop* woooh... *thud*


commentCommented on: Sat Oct 23, 2004 @ 03:39am
722, be careful with accepting gifts from people!
For crying out loud, you are working in a lab that gave birth to GREEN LAB RATS!

But, anyway... I don't trust 247. He works too much.
I'm sure you knew that 247 tried to get a cot, so he could sleep at his lab station, right?
Of course, that mysteriously disappeared...

I don't think 137 can be trusted much, either. He's coming close to squelching on his debts, and he's only feeding your gambling ::ahem:: problem ::ahem::.

Now, about 101... you should be careful around him, too.
He's too much of a clutz, and I think he'll be the source of your "retirement"... Not in the sense that he's going to get you a lot of Gold, but in the sense of, "you won't ever be able to make Gold again."

Be careful, bud. Don't go the way of 013... smilies/icon_ninja.gif
He lost his job, and maybe more...



Kenjoki Ikari
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Death_Metal_Ninja
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commentCommented on: Sat Oct 23, 2004 @ 04:02am
smoking is bad... and dont quit, youll get killed!! you know too much!!!


commentCommented on: Sat Oct 23, 2004 @ 12:32pm
I agree with Soulbutter, if you don't want to die by your "Fellow Staff Members" or me if that patch goes haywire rebel.



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Erinu-The-Warrior
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commentCommented on: Sat Oct 30, 2004 @ 08:12pm
...your gonna die just like 013 from that patch


commentCommented on: Tue Sep 20, 2005 @ 10:50pm
I smell a conspiracy...



Seraph Mirako
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Marl Narsil
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commentCommented on: Tue May 02, 2006 @ 06:04pm
They're gonna kill the adorable Scientist who's a Gambler? Not on my watch! quick! join me in a quest to make your own monies by slaying monsters of yore! Use your Gambling techniques to help out your new party! smilies/icon_biggrin.gif Please? I don't want you to become a radioactive zombie......


commentCommented on: Mon May 22, 2006 @ 03:56pm
<_< I don't think any drug, has no sideeffects...



Kenochi_sama
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Joeseppi
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commentCommented on: Mon Oct 22, 2007 @ 11:35pm
NOSTALGIA


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