so, i lost my lip ring last night.
i found it though.
it fell out when i itched my nose rather violently.
i should probably learn not to do that in my sleep.
that was how i lost my stud.
i never found that one.
i doubt i ever will.
that stupid little stud the size of an atom.
i have to take a shower.
i have to shave.
i'm bad at shaving.
we never have shaving cream
so i have to use soap.
freaking soap.
it makes you clean.
soap is like jesus.
jesus is awesome!
hello jesus.
i love you.
come over for tea sometime.
tea and crumpets.
last night my mom said she wanted
waffles with mustard and jam.
she said she wanted to make a sandwich
with just those things.
then i told her what she said.
poor girl.
 ButtFlap666 · Mon Sep 24, 2007 @ 04:09am · 1 Comments |
