Someone write me a fic, please.
Preferably a porny one.
With Dynasty Warriors or Samurai Warriors
OR BOTH
ZOMGZ
OROCHI
SOON
SO SOON
WANT
SO BADLY

I just want to see the cutscenes where Yukimura and Zhao Yun are talking/yelling at each other. So excitable, they are. And so damn hot. They'd be good together. Ahaha. Why do I feel I have had this discussion with myself before. Ahaha. Oh god. But you can't deny it. IT'S GOOD s**t