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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
>around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in
>his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
>saying, "Jesus is watching you."He nearly jumped out of his skin,
>clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and
>continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect
>the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
>source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
>flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
>"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
>you that he's watching you"
>The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>"Moses," replied the bird.
>"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
>Moses?"
>"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."