-Heart_Breaking_Promises-
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kristy blackbill and the pledge of allegiance
Kristy: omg! school kids! you HAVE to say the pledge
me: FINE

I PLEDGE NO ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG
AND PROMISE TO ******** OVER AMERICA

Kristy: wait...thats not right....

AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH I WILL STAND
AND BEAT THIS ONE NATION
UNDER "GOD"'S APPROVAL
INVINSIBLE
WITH FREE LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE
FOR ME

Kristy: wait recite it right! you are dishonoring your country! if my dad were he would be so disappointed and...*voice trails off*