WARNING! THIS IS ALSO NOT MEANT TO BE DUPLICATED! DO NOT ACT LIKE SPIDERMAN AND RUN INTO WALLS! AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS!
ALSO! NONE OF THE THINGS SAID IN THIS WERE MEANT TO BE CRUEL TO BLACK PEOPLE! WE WERE JUST MESSING AROUND AND ACTING BLACK!
*C-Chelsea (me), S- Sophia, K- Katie
K: Hiiiii.....i love la planta
C: NOOOOO, la planta is mine!!!!!
K: NO! staring contest to the death for me planta
C: your goin' down, you peice of canadian bacon!
K: oh no you didn't!
C:you can NOT sayz that i didn't biotch!
C:Thats right! meh is going to kick your white a**! *snaps fingers in face*
K: oh yea? OH YEA?!? *runs away*
C: wuahahahaha! *fly flies into mouth and she coughs* Come back here Fazikins!!!!!!!!! *runs after her*
C: *runs into Sophia and falls over* Damn you sophia! You gots to get out of meh way! Your letting Fazikins get away!
S: run fazikins RUN! you won't get past ME.
C: *pushes Sophia* jeez n***a watchu tryin' tah start?
S: idk what i trying to start biotch! SO THERE! *sticks tongue out at chelsfa*
C: ooohhhhh don't you stick your tongue out at me! *outs hands on hips*
S: ooooo i'm so scared. whatya gonna do?! *puts hands on hips back at her*
C: i'm gonna tear you up b***h *crosses arms*
S: *gasp* but chelsfa while you pregnanT! your just moody. its the hormones.
C: *starts to cry* i'm sorry sophia! i'm just so scared!
S: its ok. *pats on back* you'll only live below poverty for 26 years.
C: *wipes eyes* well, i guess you're right. Theres still hope for me in the world!
S: yeeeaaahhh. sure. maybe. Who knows?
C: *starts crying uncontrollably* NOOO...Sophia i'll be poor for the rest of my life....waaaahhhhhh!
S: don't worry so much. Its just the twins. Don't be such a drama queen! god.
C: *gets angry* OH, EXCUSE ME! i'm the pregnant one that has to go through this. so what role can you play in this and say its JUST twins?! You don't know what its like!
S: *roles eyes* ok you're right. sorry. *under breath whispers* Drama queen!
C: *smirks evilly and laughs* have you forgotten, my dear sophia? i have GREAT hearing. And you're the one that overreacts when someone knows something you don't!
S: i so do not....why do you say that? do you have a secret? TELL ME WHAT IT IS!
C: *grins and crosses arms* You so do too, what do you think you're doing now?
S: what are you talking about? We're talking about your secret. Now tell me or else!
C: I'm talking about how you can't stand not knowing a secret.
S: Hell yea i can't stand it! are you gonna tell me or not?
C: uh, i choose not.
S: ARRG! *attacks chelsfa and starts to strangle her*
C: *pushes off easily Jeez, you're weak sophia.
S: Well i'm sorry if i don't have a 400 lb bookbag to carry around!
C: well, thats not my fault, now is it?
S: well what am i supposed to do? Put bricks in my bag so that i can fight you?! Well, maybe i could...*runs away to workout*
C: Wait a sec! you can't get stronger! Come back here!!!!
S: *still rinning* now, i must find fazikins again!
K: I am Spiderman!! Fear my spidery spiderness that will infect you with AIDS and spontaneous dhierrea!! GWAHAHAHA!
C: OH NO! Not spiderman! AHHHH! *runs away*
S: oh, crap, well now what am i supposed to do? oh well, might as well try anyway. Spiderman! i want to combine forces againest Chelsfa!
K: Neva! Spiderman works alone!....but OKAY! *throws a crumpled peice of paper at chelsfa* KATIE STRIKES AGAIN!
C: HEY! *picks up a big shoe to smush spider* hehehe....here spidey spidey spidey.
S: ok what. so are you helping me or not? If so, chelsfa don't smash spiders with giant shoes! *pushes down* whahaha! magic!
K: AUGH! SHOES! my one weakness!!! CURSE YOU CHELSFA!!!! *spidey slings away*
C: *laughs* well, now that spidey's gone....YOU! *points at sophia* well, well, well, looks like your friend has left you alone...*smirks evilly*
S: Damn you katie. Leaving your one ally defenseless. But both forget my amazing mind control powers! You will both be my slave. *laughs just as evilly as chelsfa*
K: *swings back* must....obey....SOPHIA! *crashes into a building* katie....nngh...strikes again!....guhhh
C: Sophia, don't you think i have already predicted this? *puts on anti-sophia-mind-control-device* wuahahaha! you can't control me now! *sees katie crash into a building and shrugs*
S: GREAT! one of my slaves is an uncoordinated spider whos not even poisonous and the other has the only device that can defy my awesome power.
K: grrr....*throws rock at chelsfa and murmurs* I OBEY YOU SOPHIA
C: *dodges rock* like sophia said, uncoordinated much?
S: Fazikins i command you to get that device away from chelsfa and destroy it now. and don't try throwing any more rocks you're gonna kill someone!
K: I....OBEY...*eats rock she was holding and jumps on chelsfa* GIVE ME IT! GIMME GIMME!
C: *sprays insect repellent* hmmmm, hows spidey feeling now? *ties device to self*
S: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *grows 50 feet, and picks up giant scissors and cuts device off chelsfa and laughs evilly and crushes it*
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