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you might be a ninja if: you might be a ninja if: 1.you own more than 30 weapons. 2.you keep more than three knive hidden in your bathroom 3.you keep a throwing star and a pair of nun chux in your shower 4.you walk into a bank to deposit a check,and ppl think your robbing the place. 5.you gave your parents more than 4 heart attacks in a month cause you scared them with your stealth. 6.youve lost more than a gallon of blood at once and still looked cool. 7.you dont sweat,not even during sex 8.a cobra bites you and you bite it back with more potent venom 9.youve slept in a tree and you were upside down while sleeping 10.youve broken into the white house more than 47 times and did your "business" in the president's private bathroom. ninja

Posted by: Vampiric Cloud Sun Jun 03, 2007 @ 12:29am

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Neko Shime
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Commented on: Sun Jun 03, 2007 @ 04:40pm


	1,2,3,5,8,9(not in a tree but on a wall) so woot! im 60% ninja!

Commented on: Tue Jun 05, 2007 @ 12:45am


	Lmao, this is pretty funny.

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Commented on: Thu Jun 07, 2007 @ 11:49pm


	if yu've been in the white house can you kill bush.

Commented on: Fri Jun 08, 2007 @ 05:13pm


	i could but where would i get my secret ninja assignments? ninja sure aint gonna be brazil. smile

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Commented on: Fri Jun 15, 2007 @ 11:56pm


	lol, thats's hilarious!!! im not a ninja, im an alchemist!!! whoot!

Commented on: Sat Jun 16, 2007 @ 02:15am


	thats pritty funny! im 100% not ninja! lol xp rolleyes domokun lol

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Commented on: Tue Jun 19, 2007 @ 10:09pm


	i enjoy scaring my parents and im not a ninja

Commented on: Mon Jul 16, 2007 @ 12:08am


	ive done 1, 2, and 3!

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Commented on: Tue Aug 07, 2007 @ 01:46pm


	1: i own 34 2: yup (mum hasn't found them lol) 3: i wish (mum found them crying 4. of course not twisted 5: no only 1 6: did that last year want 2 c the pics? 7: nope 8:that would b kwel 9: yup got 1 next 2 my window 10: i wish big time then i would kill bush twisted twisted twisted

Commented on: Mon Aug 13, 2007 @ 06:22pm


	lmao that's hilarious rofl ! #4, 6, and 8 were the best LOL!

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Commented on: Tue Oct 02, 2007 @ 03:04am


	i kept 3 knives in my dresser drowere and a potato piller for about a year then desited to secretly bring them down to the kitchen (carving knives) ive lost a lot of blood because i fall alot ive gotten slap for freeking out my parents and i was grounded for almost light my friends house on fire. Also i have slept in a tree(not upside down) cool cool

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