If you show me that, say, Homeopathy works, then I will change my mind. I will spin on a fucking dime. I'll be embarassed as hell, yet I will run through the streets shouting - IT'S A MIRACLE! TAKE PHYSICS AND BIN IT! WATER has memory, but whilst it's memory of a long lost drop of ONION JUICE seems infinite, it SOMEHOW FORGETS all the POO it's had in it!
You show me THAT It works, HOW it works, and when I've recovered from the shock, I will take a compass, and carve FANCY THAT on the side of my cock.