i praise my god, Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington
"Ya i know i should of got the sponsers set up ahead of time but i was too busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie. Your probally wondering who was wearing the bolo tie. Answer: YES!!! "
"A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"