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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:45 am
I'm in a I-just-woke-up-and-I'm-in-a-good-mood-but-no-one-should-bother-me-since-it-can-be-ruin-just-by-talking-to-me mood...

So I decided to post this topic... which is randomly picked... ok not so randomly picked...

I wanted to know the worst pick up lines all of you *points at you* have ever heard.... blaugh I've heard 3 and they are brain rotting...

The pickup lines can be cheesy, stupid, brain-dead causer and/or hilarious.
These are my worst pickup lines specimen (and the only ones I know):

The word is LEG. Lets go to my place and spread the word. ( gonk Flirts are losing their touch! gonk )

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
’Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Did you know that there are 256 bones in your body?
‘Good. Could I show you how to get one more?


Now.. Go on then... SHOO!! SCRAM!! Ask your friends, siblings, parents ( stare ) if they know some pickup lines and come back here to share it.. I swear I won't bite... hard if you don't wanna share them.. *smile the teacher's I'm-gonna-torture-you-with-homework-then-kill-you smile*

PSSST!! WITH EVERY PICKUP LINE YOU GOT, I WILL GIVE YOU A CANDY!! maybe a muffin... or a pie!! or a banana split... or a piece of cake! OH! or even an ice cream!! Milkshakes will be given to people who asked for them while it's in stock..  
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:43 pm
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

Tried and true.  

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:59 am
Tinuu
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

Tried and true.
lol!! If there's a degree for making pickup lines, I swear that pickup line fail..

here's a candy!! heart  
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:24 am
There were those two dudes in my school who loved making up stupid pick up lines. Like:

'Hey sweetheart, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?'

'Hay babe, you wonder, maybe, why doesn't this statue stand on a pedestal? Well, surprise - I'M ALIVE!'

And the second guy made a line that almost cracked me up.

He won a little historical vocabulary dictionary in some kind of school contest or something like that. He embraced me with his arm and stumbled: 'regent - someone who rules during the absence or incapacity or minority of the country's monarch, members of a governing board, (combining form) acting or functioning as a regent or ruler. So how is it? you're mine?'


rofl rofl rofl

I loved those two idiots.  

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:59 am
Midare Shinami
There were those two dudes in my school who loved making up stupid pick up lines. Like:

'Hey sweetheart, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?'

'Hay babe, you wonder, maybe, why doesn't this statue stand on a pedestal? Well, surprise - I'M ALIVE!'

And the second guy made a line that almost cracked me up.

He won a little historical vocabulary dictionary in some kind of school contest or something like that. He embraced me with his arm and stumbled: 'regent - someone who rules during the absence or incapacity or minority of the country's monarch, members of a governing board, (combining form) acting or functioning as a regent or ruler. So how is it? you're mine?'


rofl rofl rofl

I loved those two idiots.


the second idiot's line makes me twitch but at the same time laugh.. it too dictionary-ish...

here's a candy!! or do you want something else? xd  
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:12 am
Naaaah, candies are good. XD Next time I talk with any of them I'll ask them for new cool lines. XD  

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:43 pm
wow, I'm surprised no one has said this one yet:

Hey babe? did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

or, how bout' this one:

You need to call an ambulance, cuz one look from you stopped my heart.

both have been said to me a couple of times xp  
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:39 pm
"Do you have a little *insert ethnicity/country of origin here, Most commonly Irish* in you?...would you like to?"

and then there's the ever popular,

"nice shoes, wanna f@#%?"  

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:23 am
hahaha, i've seen some pretty bad ones before....

"youtube myspace and i'll google your yahoo."
"i lost my number. can i have yours?"
"you must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind."
"those pants look good on you, but i think they'd look better on my bedroom floor."
 
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:28 am
CANDIES FOR ALL OF YOU!!! XDDD

Ahh... how I love being random... heart  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:15 pm
Quote:
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!


Quote:
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
 
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:58 pm
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.  

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:18 am
heart heart heart heart heart


YAY!! New bad pickup lines!!

CANDIES AND SWEET STUFF FOR ALL OF YA THAT DIDN'T GET ANY CANDY YET!  
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:08 pm
"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

"I'm like M&M's. I'll melt in your mouth, not in your hand."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Hey! How's work been at the college? No? You don't work there? I don't think I'd mistake someone as hot as you for somone else . . ." <---- That was the geekiest thing evar. At least the other three were corny enough to make me laugh.  

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