Random: What would happen...[edit]

[~[ Jaune Poison]~]

What would happen if you called in before Ryan Seacrest opened the phone lines?

This was a conversation at my lunch table today ;D
We thought of some pretty interesting answers involving poison and knives O:

Just because he is constantly telling us not to call until after everyone has sung (sang?).

What do you think would happen? :]

[edit] Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol. He's the man whose sexuality you can't define exactly.

 

[Excited_Calm]

Who is Ryan Seacrest?  

[Tinuu]

*scratches head* That's what I was wondering too.  

[daijo booty]

HE WILL TRACK THE CALL.
DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE.
KNOCK OPEN YOUR DOOR.

STEAL YOUR CAT.
SAY "I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL YET, BETCH."
AND SHAKE HIS FIST AT YOU~


DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

 

[Alphabet Whore]

*shrug* maybe 'don't call' is a secret code for his boy/girlfriend, and if you do call, he'll give you phone sex.  

[SutekiYuki]

+Pershiw+

*shrug* maybe 'don't call' is a secret code for his boy/girlfriend, and if you do call, he'll give you phone sex.

ROFL!! You mean something like a recorded message that plays when anyone dials in?! xD  

[Tinuu]

+Pershiw+

*shrug* maybe 'don't call' is a secret code for his boy/girlfriend, and if you do call, he'll give you phone sex.

*goes off to try it*  

[xtoo many unicornsx]

Tinuu

+Pershiw+

*shrug* maybe 'don't call' is a secret code for his boy/girlfriend, and if you do call, he'll give you phone sex.

*goes off to try it*

Did you get phone sex? :O
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU, TOO?


*cough*  

[Mr.KK]

PHONE SEX.
CAN I SAY YES?