corrupt a wish

[Ryougi Yasumaru]

Granted but it falls into a lake and is eaten by ducks.

I wish I could have a tree branch hit me in the face repeatedly.  

[Amaniett]

wish granted, but now your face is too bruised for you to do much with your face.

i wish i had a fuzzy, friendly kitty.  

[Virus Core]

Granted but you hug it to hard its ehad comes off



I wish I had WINGSS  

[Pepper Peck]

┌ PėÞpęŕ Pęcķ says: ┘

┌∞♣–♣∞┐[ * ] ┌∞♣–♣∞┐

Okay, granted....
But then you get attacked by a flock of hungry seaguls while u fly !


I wish I had bigger boobs. xd

┌∞♣–♣∞┐[ * ] ┌∞♣–♣∞┐

 

[Amaniett]

wish granted, but they explode.

i wish i had some candy.  

[Pepper Peck]

┌ PėÞpęŕ Pęcķ says: ┘

┌∞♣–♣∞┐[ * ] ┌∞♣–♣∞┐

(( how sweet, i have no more breasts.....))

Hrokay, granted ! But then you have tones of cavities and your teeth crumble to nothing little by little ! HA ! THAT'S FOR MY BOOBS !

I wish cold sores never existed.

┌∞♣–♣∞┐[ * ] ┌∞♣–♣∞┐

 

[Arachnakid]

Granted. Rather than getting cold sores when you kiss people, you now get pregnant with a parasitic monster that will slowly eat you from the inside, all the while altering your brain to make you try to kiss every human being you lay eyes upon. wink

I wish I never got any homework and passed all my classes with A's!  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. You no longer have homework because you get all A's.... for Absent, because you keep passing them. twisted

I wish my pimples would go away.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted, but they all turn to hideous scars.



I wish I do well in this upcoming Initial D tournament...  

[Arachnakid]

Granted. You were the only person who entered. rofl

I wish my mom wouldn't kick me off the computer all the time...  

[Different...Very.]

Granted. You're no longer allowed on it.


I wish computers didn't shut down and/or malfunction  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Granted! But now all computers become unstoppable evil robots bent on taking over the world which they eventually do.

I wish I were taller. xd  

[Love Hertz]

Granted, but you hate it cause' you can't enter your house coz' your too tall!

I wish I have many money!  

[Hellokitty_angelx]

Granted.
Money falls into the lake.
I wish i could get fairy wings right now.

 

[Viese Servatika]

Granted, but since they're delicate they break and are now useless.

I wish my brothers were more responsible.