corrupt a wish

[Serrenedy]

Granted, you die before you get to use any of them

I wish for awesome dance skills  

[CrypticCat]

Granted, but all of the skills were considered awesome only in the 80s.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It has a 5 minute limit and you were still in the sky after five minutes causing you to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall.

I wish utter fail never existed  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted, now there are millions of tiny failures. So Epic fail wish Ayame epic fail...

I wish that you all were confused about my wish.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It gets you nothing

I wish we didn't have to do community service in college...  

[Serrenedy]

Granted, now you need community service and no one is around to give it to you

I wish I had a fun summer  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted but your winter was 10x worse.

(@ Aya, I've never understood forced community service, it makes no sense to me, because it makes it non volunteer if its forced on you.)  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

the person above me did not have a wish so he gets no wish granted...

I wish my sister would grow up and stop being a very immature mother.  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted...but sadly....she is no longer a mother....

I wish I would quit forgetting things like asking for a wish >.<  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You remember all the traumatic experiences in your life and go into a mental breakdown, causing you to be permanantly locked up in a psychiatric hospital.


I wish I was thinner.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You're die of over-dieting starvation.

I wish the world exploded as I watched with a bottle of Fanta and a friend on the moon...  

[Rsnbl Faith]

granted but the moon was destroyed with it.

I wish this movie was better  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted~ Everything else is so much worse biggrin

I wish people openly admitted how awesome I am~ heart  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Then a crazed fanatic murders you and then himself because he couldn't have you.


I wish religion didn't exist anymore. :3  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

granted now everyone is extreme racist and world war 3 started just because of skin color

i wish i was at the gay pride parade...