corrupt a wish

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. it's not one you earned. It's doctored at the sidewalk~! biggrin

I wish I could do college-level Engineering course math in my head... You know? Answer those hard math problems easily and quickly without the use of any writing medium?  

[Serrenedy]

Granted, your head is like a computer and you can't help analyzing and breaking down everything you see or hear until you finally rip out your eyes and destroy your ears.

I wish I'd stop getting sick  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You're considered a freak of nature and forced to go into exile with no human contact, causing you to go nuts out of loneliness and isolation.

I wish college wouldn't be tough  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

Granted. Now you are in the retard classes where everything makes sense.

I wish cancer didn't exist  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Everyone's infected with HIV stressed

I wish for world piece~!  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted, but Hitler takes over and puts us all into slavery.

I wish I could find the right college >=o  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

Granted... after your accepted and paid your tuition the school closes and your out $40000.

i wish there was no such thing as pollution.  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted, but then everything dies off do to you not properly defining pollution, seeing how carbon monoxide can be considered a pollutant of the air therefore causing it to be annihilated as well which causes trees to die and air recycling to cease existing.

I wish that you can't corrupt this wish  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Nothing happens biggrin

I wish for random things  

[Rsnbl Faith]

you get a new torture machine but you have to be tortured by it first.

I wish I won this game  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You lose at all others~ biggrin

I wish the new volume of this manga would come out sooner! I'm boooored....  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted, but like many manga's and anime's, the continuation of it causes it to get worse and worse and worse (why Bleach why ;-; you were so good and now I have to read about giant flying fairies and Characters with no depth at all, and not only that but with a main Character that despite the countless time training and trying to become stronger is still not given credit for his work ;-; WHY BLEACH WHY!!!!!!! P.S. Naruto was eh at the beginning and became crap later on so I didn't really care about it to begin with, but bleach was actually good to begin with ;-;...)

I wish Bleach would just end ;-;...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. A side story just as crappy emerges to replace it~

I wish the internet never had down-time  

[Serrenedy]

Granted, It blows up

I just heard this song P.L.U.R. Now I wish I could go to a Kandi Kid rave  

[CrypticCat]

Granted, but someone slips something into your drink and.... oh damn. D:

I wish for a hundred more wishes!