corrupt a wish

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. He is in love with you but he decides he's more in love with himself! rofl

I wish Johnny Depp is in love with me~!  

[B1g_crunch]

Granted, but his job gets in the way and he eventually cheats on you.

I wish I never get fat.  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted you slowly starve to death and eating will only speed up the process

I wish I had a 1900 SAT score  

[ScuroFenice]

Granted, but then all the world's top governments think you're an alien and they want to dissect you to see what makes you tick

I wish I could get whatever I wanted with a snap of the fingers  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Your fingers get snapped off! biggrin

I wish I had an uninterrupted romance scene with Captain Jack Sparrow~!  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted but he's a pirate so he hasn't bathe in years

I wish I queen of the universe  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. The universe rebels in the form of a big crunch!

I wish for credit crunch bars~!!  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted they crunch you after they're done with you credit

I wish I came with background music  

[Strawberry Like Woah]

GRANTED but then the back round music to jaws played and you got eaten by a shark

I wish I wold get layed  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Wish granted you are layed in an Iron Maiden

I wish I had Beyonce tickets  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You're in the back row behind a pillar.


I wish that WWIII will never happen, in case it does.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. The silent cold war being fought instead of the open world war resulted in a fusion bomb that, little did humans know, is too strong to be contained... And devours the world~! biggrin

I wish I was hungry for blood instead of food. =[  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted you become a vampire and are killed by Twilight fan girls

I wish I had an iPhone  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You lose all your possessions just to pay off the bill.


I wish for peace in the Middle-East.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. There's outbreak of war everywhere else.

I wish Eternal went back to his usually dark self. sad