Vending machine

[Keiko Kawazaki]

You get the rest of the amputated arm!

*inserts apples*  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

you get apple sauce

*inserts a chicken nuggets*  

[Boris_Badenov]

You get flattened by a giant chicken.

*Inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

You get a bunch of rings!

*inserts Mario coins*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a sign that tells you your princess is in another castle.

*inserts ultra sound gel*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a baby.

*inserts blood*  

[KBiT]

You get a full DNA analysis including full ancestry to earliest available records

*Puts in one of Eternals swords*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get me silently swooping in, cutting your head off, and taking my sword back.

*inserts KBiT's head*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a literal truck load of guns.

*inserts one of those guns*  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

You get five smaller guns.

*inserts her philospohy textbook*  

[LucasMondeveig]

Lucas Speaks

You get a philosophy exam.

*Inserts my computer*

 

[Boris_Badenov]

You get hacked.

*Inserts Spy Vs. Spy DVD*