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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:42 am
Hair that feels pain
Toaster sense. The ability to sense a toaster when one is near.
At any given moment, you can make any person within 5 feet of you fart.
The ability to make delicious food taste terrible.
You can turn half of your body invisible.
You can read a fish's thoughts.
The ability to summon spiders.
You can make dry paint wet again.
You can transport anywhere in the world but your clothes can't.
Ability to breathe underwater for 6 seconds.
You can make any phone as loud as a megaphone.
You can sense whenever your friends are having fun without you.
Tapeworm vision.
 
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 6:45 am
The ability to make grass orange instead of green.  

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:15 pm
The ability to see 1 second into the future.  
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:57 pm
- The ability to make horses drink water when around it
- The ability to wiggle your hair
- Never getting brain freeze
- Growing fingernails at an alarming rate
- Being able to finish one person's sentences each day, the person rotates randomly each day
- Shooting icecream or random liquids out of your nose without having to drink/eat them
- Being able to find any sock or shoe that was unpaired
- Being able to fully open/close halfway open doors  

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