=> [BOOTH] Cerise's Slitchute Nutritionblock

[Micillia]

Punkie
15 4 19
Sabotage! Caima is set loose on you, and now you have to deal with the host's very hungry and very unruly lusus crawling between your legs and begging for scraps. You better make sure to feed her too! (+2)
Inspiration! You have a creative spin on the dish that really sets you apart from your competitors. (+3)
Looks good! Despite everything, your dish looks like something out of a 3-star restaurant, and gets a very warm reception from the judge. (+4)
Total 9

Punkie was in cooking heaven. All the suplise, all the equipment, all the excitement that can only be had in an environment that was cut-throat kitchen.  

[Taki-di]

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Sabotage: 20- Sabotage! It seems like this round you were targeted by the fellow competitors as a threat, because everyone gives you a sabotage. (+0)
Performance: 17- Inspiration! Cerise takes pity on you and offers you a tip that saves your meal. (+4)
Results: 1- Looks good! Despite everything you were put through, somehow your food looks... pretty good? (+3)
+7 points

Total: 30+7= 37 points

Tsarzi Ameroc

Finally the vendor has some sense to give out directions of some kind. It only took a whole week. Unfortunately for Tsarzi, her supplies were all switched out for absurd crappy ingredients like hard shell tacos, ginger paste, the cheapest heaver cream available, and edible glitter glue. Not to mention the recipe card was ripped from her hand as part of the sabotages and Tsarzi was left with a disaster.

What about she knew meat, cheese, and bread was not understood here. Not even meals with meat, cheese, or bread in them, just the pieces themselves. She did not bother with fancy silly meals, she did not like to waster her time like that.

And just because something is edible doe snot mean you should eat it. Tsarzi narrowed her eyes at the glitter glue.

There was nothing she could do for it though. Tsarzi was considering her options and the spices she grabbed, she figured a few that she usually used with powdered ginger could only help here. As she began getting the paste out of the jar, the redblood vendor paused by her to watch for a bit. It was a bit unpleasant when the chef hung around, and just as Tsarzi was getting ready to add the heavy creama nd tomato paste because why not, the redblood decided to share a rather useful tidbit of information.

Apparently a few of the chemicals in the glue tended to react in interesting ways when mixed with the chemicals in processed lactose/ Chemicals that formed a somewhat viscous but very sweet sparkly paste. Maybe this could work to her advantage? She mixed her concoction and set up a simple plate, the dip in the center with broken pieces of hardshell taco around it.

Somehow, the judges seemed to enjoy it. Tsarzi was pretty sure their tastebuds stopped working days ago and they were just handing out judgement willy nilly now though.  

[Gl!tch~]

Sabotage! Where does Cerise get all these things from? She gives you oversized utensils and says you have to use them to cook. (+1)
Bad shopping! You forgot an important ingredient, and no one sabotaged you to replace it! (+0)
Yikes! The judge gagged a little while eating your dish... that doesn't forebode well. (+0)
Party dip didn't just involve spraying cheese whiz into your mouth? What? Well then, cooking was officially dumb.  

[purplerosesbeauty]

Rollover time!
Time to determine winners...

Night 8 Winners....

Micillia

For Punkie, for the highest score!

Sami-Fire

For Wallas, for the best post!

Gl!tch~

For Guouli, for the raffle!

 

[purplerosesbeauty]

Night 9
Tonight's challenge is.... Meatloaf!

Another of my personal favorites, a meatloaf! Also, today's the real last night. For real this time, probably! Anyway, meatloafs are, you guessed it, huge hunks of fake-looking bread things made of meat! It's ground meats, bread crumbs, egg, whatever. I like it with some yummy yummy grubsauce." Cerise licked her lips excitedly. Nahori might not like this so much, but she and Frossa loved grubloafs. They were great! "Make it good, or don't. And lose the competition, whatever. Have fun, and thanks for coming! Don't forget to check out my bakery!"

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And tonight's safe number is...
11!

 

[purplerosesbeauty]

gdi i hecked up my dice  

[cashmeresky]

Invira didn't recognize the term meatloaf, but it sounds like something she eats all the time! Mash of whatever meats she could get with some bread and herbs. She grabbed a few meats she recognized and went to work.

It was all going well until Invira got sabotaged. She had to cook with a fork and knife? She doesn't even use those to eat. However, she wasn't about to give up. Before long, she managed to become very good with the knife, and not absolutely terrible with the fork.

However, after she made the sauce, there was no way for her to pour it over the loaf. Neither knife nor fork could help her.

+4 points  

[Gl!tch~]

Sabotage! You have to stop everything you're doing, mid-cook, until you complete some asinine task for Cerise. (+2)
Cutthroat! You take all of one of the key ingredients to this challenge while shopping, severely disadvantaging your opponents. (+5)
Looks good! Despite everything, your dish looks like something out of a 3-star restaurant, and gets a very warm reception from the judge. (+4)

Total: 11

Ha. Ha ha....hahahahaha! Guo grinned so wicked it almost cut his face. The one thing his lusus could really make, and so the one real food he knew how to do anything with. He didn't have to steal all the meat, but the sauce? Absolutely. Check. Also he made sure to grab things like onions. He knew what was up.

Then Cerise had to interrupt his shining moment for more bullshit. But it didn't even matter. Cuz when he go to the chopping block, he. Was. Ready.

"This is nice, Chef, but what about a real challenge for your last night, eh?"  

[Taki-di]

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Sabotage: 1- Sabotage! You need to play a game to get your ingredients. This one is called "Dunk Your Donut Holes", and is very time consuming. (+2)
Performance: 9- Inspiration! You have a brilliant idea while you're cooking, and manage to work around one of your sabotages with ease. (+4)
Results: 3- Plating! You really rushed your plating, so it doesn't look super great. (+2)
8+ points

Total: 37+8= 45 points



Prize Exchange:
-5 Plastic Caima
-10 Apron
-25 Custom Cake
-5 Box of Chocolates
45-5-10-25-5=0 points leftover!

Tsarzi Ameroc

Meatloaf. Meatloaf Tsarzi could handle. Finally something was wasn't some nonsensical drawn out recipe. Meatloaf was like a meat casserole baked until it had a crust, or at least usually Tsarzi's was. Yet again, for the third stupid time, Tsarzi was held up and forced to play the donut game again. The vendor certainly seemed fond of submitting Tsarzi to this.

When she finally got to work though, she knew what she was doing. She was going to make something rich and heavy. She ground her meat and simmered it in tomato puree, letting the flavors marinate while she spiced it. Add garlic, onion, maybe a finely chopped veggie or two. When her meat was ready, she mixed it up with the breadcrumbs and some milk, and tossed it in the oven. While she waited for it to finish baking, she observed the others, watching the disaster of the final night in the hell kitchen unfold.

At the end, she got distracted listening to some other trolls bicker about something related to a biking accident and who was supposed to buy the whipped cream. She quickly sliced the loaf, dumped some grubsauce on the side and served. Apparently, plain and simple wasn't doing it for the last impression though because the judges too the time to point out every stray drop of sauce that spattered around the plate. At least they were as Tsarzi walked away. as if she was going to stand around and listen to that kind if inanity.  

[Sami-Fire]

Wallas Ziegel

Score: 1 + 4 + 1 = 6

This was it, the final day. Wallas was determined to prove himself one more time at the Slitchute Nutritionblock booth. When he saw the order of the day, however, it gave him some pause. Meatloaf? A loaf... of meat? The judge's "whatever" directions didn't seem very helpful. Something something ground meat, breadcrumbs, egg...? How did that even fit together? He had a feeling that his winning streak was about to come to an end.

Indeed, the streak ended, and in a rather unappetizing fashion. He was banned from using seasoning, an alarming sabotage if there ever was one. No salt, even? This was going to be nasty. In an unusual display of bitterness, he took out his frustrations on a passing troll, saying that even if his meatloaf was more loaf than meat, it would still beat the pants off whatever that guy was making. The poor guy seemed rather put out by that, and Wallas made a note to apologize to him when everything was over.

Unfortunately for Wallas, his meatloaf wasn't even loaf. Heck, from the looks of it, it wasn't even meat. It was just totally goop and nasty and gross. Even goopier than the dip, which was goop by its very nature. Looking around sheepishly, he muttered an apology to the guy he insulted and got out of there. His high wasn't totally dampened, but he appreciated the wake-up call to a degree.  

[Micillia]

Static
7 Sabotage! Someone bans you from having free use of your hands, and now you have to try and cook with your hands tied together. (+1)
7 Cutthroat! You take all of one of the key ingredients to this challenge while shopping, severely disadvantaging your opponents. (+5)
16 Hmmm... You try to pass off your dish as "deconstructed", but the judge really isn't buying it. (+1)
Total 7

Static kinda just fiddled with the ingredients and the machines. Cooking was fun, he guessed, and he was sorta good at it. The blueblood did enjoy making things to see other people happy, but he wasnt the best at cooking, so really, he would be doing something else.  

[purplerosesbeauty]

Rollover time!
Time to determine winners...

Night 9 Winners....

Gl!tch~

For Guouli, for the highest score!

Taki-di

For Tsarzi, for the best post!

Sami-Fire

For Wallas, for the raffle!

 

[purplerosesbeauty]

That's it for this booth! Thanks everyone for participating!!! I put up all the ticket winners on the front page, so if you wanna double check your numbers, or use that as proof of your win, go ahead! If you played the Hot Chocos game, give yourself a lil IC ticket for every day you did it, and +3 if you actually won. I decided that works better (again, not the bfest ticket, just for this booth).

If you won a custom pastry/cake, hmu over discord/IM and tell me what you'd like, and as soon as I'm able I'll try to get that to you.

You can still RP here, and of course, get your IC prizes. Don't stress too hard about not having enough for the knifes, if you want 'em, just take it. Same for any of the cute little prizes I made! I really don't care and I'm not gonna police it too hard, when I want you all to have fun! Enjoy!!