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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:00 pm
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Gale, who had so far remained silent for the majority of Lucky's continued conversation on Ouroboros, now gave him a look of suspicion that clearly indicated he was not entirely sure whether this was just another case of Lucky being Lucky, or if he was trying to wheedle something out of him.
More than likely, the former, rather than the latter. Gale's frown deepened.
"I specialize more in artifact retrieval, but you're not entirely wrong. If Charlotte does have something questionable, then at some point, we do need to act."
He made an annoyed sound, folding his arms across his chest.
"I'm not...well, I'd say the Legacies are artifacts, but I'd also say that they are their own brand of artifact entirely separate from the artifacts that say, you and I are familiar with."
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:44 pm
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"Questionable doesn't even begin to cover it. We have no defenses for this. Zero. And she knows that, because she already tested them." And also pushed him out of a helicopter that same night, but that wasn't important right now. "She has the capability to take out an entire city - which she also did - and we don't even know what she gets out of doing it. Although, remind me to check if her eyes have turned green next time we see her --"
Lucky was scribbling that note to himself on the back of a photograph in the file, a hospital overgrown with thorny green vines.
"Close enough!" Lucky seemed to be immune to Gale's skepticism. "Look at it this way, we're retrieving an artifact from Charlotte so we can prevent-"
Lucky finally noticed someone else in the Death office over Gale's shoulder, and immediately stopped talking. There was something very disconcerting about their appearance that he couldn't quite put his finger on. It might have been how similar they looked to Gale, if Gale decided to wear glasses and take his hairstyling cues from their infamous boss.
"Wow, what did Mark break to get that much paperwork?" Lucky asked aloud, with a hesitant laugh.
Lucky immediately leaned toward Gale to whisper. "How long have you had a clone? Or a twin brother? Or - uh - Caelius isn't actually your dad........ right?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:59 pm
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"She's certainly a piece of work," Gale muttered, because that was an understatement when it came to Charlotte - and Lucky's obsession with said Charlotte. "If her eyes have turned green, then we have a much bigger problem, I will admit. And you're stretching, y'know, but you're not wrong in the idea of getting an artifact back..."
Gale trailed off, eyes narrowing. He'd walked past the office, and now slowly backtracked, because there was someone there, in Mark's office, looking -
He opened his mouth, shut it, opened it again, then shut it once more. Finally he said, voice slightly strangled,
"Is that my coat?"
Which was followed by, somewhat belated,
"Caelius, is not my - " Gale hastily stepped into the office. "Er, hello there - what's your name?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:29 pm
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"Carl." Lucky repeated in a monotone, shifting the folder under one arm. He looked the kid over again, suspiciously. "Wow. Well. I haven't seen Mark today, but if you find him, let him know I said there actually is such a thing as science going too far, and that he and Dwight found it."
Lucky readjusted his glasses with one hand and then dug around in his pocket for his phone. "If someone's going to go through that much trouble just to prank us with a golem, the least they could do is work on the name."
Text To Mark could you two pick someone a little less scary to copy in miniature as a golem next time though
Text To Mark wait don't tell dwight i said that
Text To Mark i don't want to give him any ammunition
"Hah, is it?" He glanced up from texting as Gale went in to inspect the golem's outfit. His phone buzzed three times in succession before he had a chance to look at it again. Whatever text he was expecting, this clearly wasn't it, because about five seconds of screen-reading later he suddenly swore loudly right behind Gale and dropped the phone at the same time.
"G-Gale...?" He scrambled to pick it back up again, still stuttering at Gale. "Hey, Gale, uh - I think - I think, uh -"
His attempts to pick the phone up while panicking ended up knocking int farther into the office. It buzzed again before Lucky could finally catch up to it. 'Carl' got a good glimpse of a scythe in red chains on the screen before Lucky finally snatched the phone from the floor.
Lucky held the phone close and took a long look at the photo. He made a few more silent attempts to form words, then took a deep breath before turning the phone screen to his fellow death hunter. "Gale I really think you need to see this."
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:04 pm
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Gale put Carl and Mark together inside of his head and came out with a vortex of confusion and the warping of space time and wasn't entirely sure where or what he was when he came out of that little deduction.
"Where did you get that coat?" he asked instead, which wasn't actually what he'd been planning on asking, but since the kid looked like a strange mix of himself and possibly Lucky - strange, strange, very strange - he was still trying to figure out where one plus one equals two had gone.
He almost didn't hear Lucky's sharp inhalation, or muffled obscenity, Gale still staring incredulously at the kid - Carl. It wasn't until Lucky was right back in front of him, something thrust into his face, that Gale's eyes focused on something other than his mini-me.
"What are you - " he started to say, and then stopped. The momentary confusion in his eyes melted away into something harder, Gale's lips pressing together as he lifted a hand to take Lucky's phone away from him, scrolling back up to see the rest of the messages.
"What is going on? How did she get - here - " Gale shoved the phone at Lucky. "Text her back. Ask her what she wants."
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:33 pm
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Those quotes were directly addressed to Lucky, with one more belated one one that just said:
"You dropped your phone," the trainee said very obviously, not really picking up on anything special over the image. He seemed more confused as to why the two were having minor freakouts over it. Gale's sudden question caught him off-guard too. "Mark gave it to me, he said I should wear it. Should I not-"
- "Just wear the coat," puffed the Death Assistant from the doorway, heavily out of breath. He sighed as he saw that it was Lucky and Gale with the not-Gale clone. "Please tell me you guys didn't do anything weird. No you know what, I really don't want to know. Look Carl, can you, can you sit over there-" He pointed at the Death lead's rather empty looking desk at the far end of the room.
A little reluctantly, the trainee did, and just sat there awkwardly before folding his hands slightly and just waiting there as patiently as possible, feet dangling off the chair.
"Okay," Mark said as soon as he closed the door behind him, "who does that look like?" He pointed directly at Carl. "No, wait, let me answer for you, and it involves Rep, a bunch of dangerous artifacts, and touching things." When that leaded no answers they got a blunt, "We're pretending your boss is on mission because he's standing right there like that." Mark pointed to Carl. Carl tilted his head to one side, confused, and then pointed at himself again as if in question. "Apparently Rep exploded his weapon too."
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:39 am
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"How did she know we were both here - Gale, uh, do you think she killed him? Can she - can she do that? But that was his scythe, not a tablet, so maybe he isn't dead - yet --" Lucky still hadn't quite made the connection between the photo and the creepily Caelius-like teenager yet. All the picture looked like to him was an omen of disaster that would make what happened to Delta seem like a minor inconvenience - as much as he loathed Caelius on a personal level, the photographic evidence he was disarmed (or worse) meant Charlotte had finally, forcefully gained the upper hand against all of Deus. "Okay, okay, I'll ask, uh --"
He fired off a few texts to 'Sam' in rapid succession.
Text from Lucky that's gale's question, my question is are you still accepting membership renewals
Text from Lucky in case that wasn't clear
His phone immediately buzzed again, and this time he finally dreaded looking. "Oh - er, Mark says not to touch anything --"
Right as the death assistant burst through the door. Lucky just stood there looking utterly bewildered through Mark's entire explanation, still holding the phone in his hands.
"Wait, he's - that's - is that permanent?" Lucky was staring at Carl like he was an animal in a zoo. He tried and failed once again to reconcile the Caelius-Carl connection. It was hard to imagine Caelius having a childhood. He'd seen weirder things - but not many.
"Um, Mark, let's say that, hypothetically, his weapon was not blown up by Rep," Lucky hesitantly ventured, looking at his phone again, "but also, hypothetically, that maybe, um, Charlotte got it?"
He paused again. "How bad would that be? Hypothetically."
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:20 pm
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The idea of Caelius dead....
Well, Gale couldn't say he was terribly distraught over the idea, but he still would have preferred the Death Leader alive. Mostly.
"If it's still a scythe, he's probably still alive," said Gale, eyes narrowed at the screen. "Especially considering - well, I'm not sure I want Charlotte or Sam or whoever it is to be the one to have taken him out, it all seems a little too convenient. And a giant bloody disaster if she has."
Mark's appearance had Gale squinting at him, then at Carl, then back at Mark, and then once more at Carl. His mouth slowly opened.
"You cannot be serious - that's - that's Caelius? Then what - "
His eyes darted to Lucky's phone again.
"What's going on? What is happening? Mark, kindly explain this - "
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:37 pm
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"I already explained it," Mark yelled a little too loudly, immediately grabbing a hold of Lucky's phone, which really wasn't that much of a deviant from normal behaviour. He flipped through about three texts involving weird Lucky/Sam/Charlotte sexting before stopping, and nearly dropping the phone entirely-
And then immediately forwarding that text with that exact image of a certain lead's weapon to Rep.
Baneful Text from Lucky: Please tell me you didn't do this... FWD: 000123523_1.png
Baneful Text from Lucky: Look we're in the office can you just come and explain everything again
"Lucky, can you just keep your pants out of this mess for one hot second?" the Death assistant passed the phone back, but not before catching 'Sam's most recent text.
Text from Sam Sure, with a payment wink
Mark was holding up a red flashlight to various parts of the room now, flickering it back and forth while talking. He went wall-to-wall, quite thoroughly, as if looking for something. "Hypothetically, any form of them having any leverage against us is really bad, considering that we just waged war against them and they're looking for any excuse to literally replace our brains with tree fodder so we can join their freaking zombie army." He paused, sucking in a few precious breaths. "At least we have most of the Grail pieces now, so it's not like they could oh, I dunno, take over the island or anything."
Tired of scanning for any hidden cameras of any kind, Mark handed the flashlight to Gale. "Here Gale, you check the rest of the room for cameras. And you, Lucky, no sexting." Tall words coming from Mr. Sexter Master himself.
It was then that Lucky got another text that read:
Text from Sam Let's negotiate. Weapon for the Grail fragments.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:10 pm
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"Stop talking about sexting," Gale said through gritted teeth, and then grabbed Mark's arm to drag the phone down to eye level, squinting at the screen. Lucky was given a glare worthy of Caelius, one that clearly said something along the lines of stop texting stupid things in the same tone he'd just used on Mark.
The flashlight was inadvertently swung around to shine on Rep as he arrived, Gale hastily dropping it to his side, gaze narrowed somewhat.
"We can't trade the grail fragments for Caelius's scythe," he said, already starting to move around the room, shining the beam of the light around - ceiling, desk, Carl himself, then back on the ceiling again. "Anyone have any suggestions that don't involve stupidity?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:07 am
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"I'm not sexting --" Lucky refuted as he finally got his phone back, clearly focused on the the important things here first. He gave Gale a corresponding look of betrayal. "She wants to negotiate... and trade the weapon for... the grail fragments... oh."
"Uh, hey Rep." He looked up again in time for another person to join their little unofficial death meeting. A pensive pause. "Wait, why is Rep here too?"
"I don't know. Uh. Whatever the fragments are, if keeping them away from her stops her from zombifying the island, we can't trade them." Lucky was still looking at his phone, lost in thought. "If we traded them for the scythe back, there's still no guarantee we can restore Caelius back to - well, normal's kind of a strong word here but - you know, even assuming it did fix him, we'd also basically be putting a deadly weapon in the hands of someone who intends to kill us all with it."
For a few moments it looked like he wanted to say more, but couldn't. Or shouldn't. He approached the idea hesitantly, though he was guilty enough for suggesting it that he couldn't look at Gale as he did. "Gale's specialization is retrieving things..."
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