[PRP]Its for the greater motherf-ing good [Punkie x Saigen]

[Micillia]

A new resident! Sadly the shithole old resident had tainted the place. Here, ill help out with a free ******** cleansing.

 

[Micillia]

Punkie was doing her rounds. This mainly consisted of the orangeblood juggalo placing pumpkins, slipping brochures under doors, and screaming at the nonbelievers. The orangeblood had started to realize that trolls didn't really listen to a passive, polite troll. If she wanted to save their ******** souls, she was gonna have to go for it, all the way. So, when she heard that there was a new resident, she went to go check them out. Punkie walked up to the door she had seen the moving drones unload things into, and froze.

Oh no, someone moved into this hive?! The juggalo's eyes went wide, and she scampered down to where her little red wagon sat. Quickly, as time was of the essence, the juggalo shoved all her suplise into a big bag. There were lots of big, fat, punkin scented candles. Many small skinny ones, some chalk, a large bottle of fraygo, and a few other very important ritual items. With her bag all packed, the orangeblood scurried back to the new resident's door, and knocked loudly. She checked her smile, yep, and her makeup, yep yep, she was ready to help save whoever this doomed soul was.

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[blackbird cake]

One eye creaked open at the sound of loud knocking. Saigen had been rolling around sleeplessly in his recuperacoon for a majority of the evening, finally opening his eyes by the sudden. It wasn't long until Tani burst into his respiteblock, chattering loudly at him while swatting at his recuperacoon. Lazy boy! Get up! Its past midnight! Tani scurried off out, but not without proclaiming, Someone's at the door! and proceeding to slam his.

"Yeeeaah, yeaaah..." Saigen wiped the slime from his face, and continued to throw on his usual tshirt and jeans. "Nnnnnnnnnnggg..." Why couldn't she get the door? He thought, yawning loudly. Slumped over, Saigen shuffled to the front door if only to stop the banging that seemed to vibrate through the whole hive and not because his lusus asked him to. The tealblood leaned sleepily against the door for a moment with his cheek sliding against, hand limply around the knob. A quick whap! to his head by Tani startled him up. The white, fluffy lusus squeaked aggressively.

After opening, he had half a mind to slam the door closed immediately. Saige wore a neutral frown, eyeing the orangeblood with subtle curiosity and judgment. Perhaps the facepaint and cheeky smile denoted a member of the faith, something he neither distrusted or wanted to be associated with. Not to mention an orangeblood wandering these kinds of neighborhoods in Civisect felt unusual. Saige then leaned a little forward, looking from side to side for any sign of a lusus. Tani stood behind him, eyes peering around him and her large tail curling defensively around his ankles Finally, he rested his eyes on the sudden guest.

"Are you lost?" He questioned in a sleepy voice, ending with a slow blink.

Micillia

FIRST RP POST AS SAIGE AAAAAAAA

 

[Micillia]

Punkie was trying hard to be as hospitable a guest as she could be, but could not help but rock and back and forth on the balls of her feet. Her grin was cemented into place, and she could feel her jaw clenching in eagerness. When the boy finally, finally opened his mouth, Carver clicked his claws. It was time. The juggalo pushed her way inside, "Lost? Oh ******** not me! But you my dear pupa-piss, you are in a great deal of goddamned trouble." The juggalo clenched her smile all the more as her foot hit the inside of the hive. A shiver of something... righteous, went through her as her foot touched the inside of the hive and her eyes bulged. "YOU POOR ******** THING!" The juggalo screamed, grabbing the tealblood by his shoulders. "Im so goddamned sorry i got her so ******** late! You poor doushebag, here, im here now, im all ******** here to raise some dark carnival ship up on this ******** curse!" Punkie lifted her bag into the air and up-ended it onto the tealblood. Candles, glitter, and googly eyes fell onto the floor.

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