Things I dislike about having a roommate:

[Hiddochi wolf]

1. I can't turn on the lights when I get up for my 8AM because she's still asleep, so I fumble around in the darkness looking for clean clothes to haul off to the bathroom... And try not to knock over everything and shout profanities when I inevitably stub my toe on something.  

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2. There's someone there to silently judge me and the copious amounts of food I eat.  

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3. I have to leave the room just to pass gas. lol  

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4. I can't really have friends or my boyfriend over ever because she's even more socially awkward than I am, and I don't want to be a d**k by asking her to leave.  

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5. There's no such thing as alone time, except those brief 15-minute intervals between when I get back and when she gets back.  

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6. She always props the door open and I freaking hate it because of how I sit/lie down when on my computer; my bed is situated in such a way that my crotch faces the open door. >_>  

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7. I can't sing to my music.  

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8. I can't even really lip sync/dance to my music while doing makeup because she gives me weird looks from the corner of her eye when I do. xp  

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9. I'm pretty sure she silently judges me when I don't take out my trash immediately.  

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10. Actually, I'm pretty sure she's just thinking "this dumb b***h" about me all the time for everything. rofl  

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11. I can't leave out things like my tarot cards or else she'd probably complain to the CA that I've been summoning demons or some dumb s**t.  

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12. I'm conscious of how many times I flip over/move while trying to sleep because my bed screams and I don't want to keep her awake or make her think I'm doing something naughty.  

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13. SHOW NO EMOTIONS OR GET QUESTIONED. emotion_donotwant  

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14. She always glances back at me to see what I'm doing at any given time, and it's weird.  

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15. Half of the room is really sparse and kinda ugly because it isn't mine. (My half is like *BAM! Colors, books, decorations, stuff!* and hers is just... well, hers is your typical engineer's room. Everything is practical. )