See, even in the remote chance that I was hit by a noodle and confunded into wanting to give him up and I actually did (coughvomitshockgasp), I'm afraid he wouldn't go with you. Or anyone else for that matter. Ron is in utter love with me, and he shall be mine forever. You may have any of the other Weasleys... but I'll be watching you!
P.S.: Thank you o Merry for looking after my interests! Thou shall be rewarded accordingly.