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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:23 pm
Okay. What I want you all to do is create a Harry Potter Mary Sue. They make me laugh.

You can give a name, describe their appearance, describe their personality, talk about all their skills, accomplishments, and hardships, of course. Talk about anything. The more ridiculous, the better! smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif

I made a thread like this on my friend's forum a while back. Here was my post..

Hi! Mine name is Clear Aerials and I am a second year at Hogwarts. My hair is naturally pink and absolutely perfect of course. It shines without me doing anything to it, and I don't mean like icky Professor Snape! It like me, is beautiful. All the boys tell me so, and the girls say how they would kill to have my hair and looks!

Like that would happen! I was taught how to perform the killing curse ages ago, but shh donít tell anyone. I have sparkling aquamarine eyes that like to change with my mood. I think theyíre really neat! Iím not sure if they run in my family, as they all were tragically killed by you-know-who. I was one at the time and when he saw me he couldnít bear killing me. I changed him! People say how he's 'all evil' and stuff. They are wrong. I know the real him! Tee hee! I hope heís not mad that I made him lose his body and all that. I'm sure he'll understand! Well, I guess he'd have to, or we wouldn't have had that amazing night together. *sigh* But it would have never worked out. Let me tell you, he-who-must-not-be-named does NOT take rejection well!

I am actually the chosen one. I was the one who brought on the fall of you-know-who, I just let Harry take credit for it because I am such a nice girlfriend. I was sorted into all four houses, and Iíll be honest with you, it can be difficult at times, but I manage. Minerva McGonagall says it's a first... You know, to be sorted into all four houses. But they all loved me so much and I just couldnít say no! Speaking of Harry, Iíve been meaning to dump him. Be right back.

Okay, back. I'm now dating Cedric Diggory, who, hang on.. OMG he is going to die in only a few years. Yes *wipes tear from cheek* I am a seer too. And after his death I will have to face my arch foe *cough*psychotic ex boyfriend*cough* once more. ;í(
 
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:32 pm
Hi Iím Precious Annualise McPherson Dumbledore, but you can call me Precious. Iím a metamorphagus Vampire foxling. Sadly I am the last of my kind, after Voldemort tragically killed them all, I managed to escape luckily by cleverly morphing into a tree and hiding my thoughts (itís a foxling talent). My hair is a deep chestnut brown, and my tail and ears are a slightly darker shade. I could have my hair a different colour or cut, but I like brown. People are always commenting on how wonderful my ears and tails are and how they would love to be a fox princess too. Oh didnít I mention? I am a princess, last of my people and all. I feel awfully depressed a lot though, Professor Snape is in love with me, so heís always horrid to me in class. It brings me to tears after most lessons.

Luckily I have Harry, Fred, George, Ron and Draco to comfort and support me. Draco is in Gryffindor now thanks to me, I made Harry and him have a deep chat and make up, itís like they are brothers now, so sweet. Non of them realise they are all dating me though, another special power of mine.

Every Friday afternoon when I have no lessons I go to my grandfathers office for tea. No one else knows he is my grandfather as he wasnít supposed to get it on with a member of the fox clan. Dumbledore is an excellent grandfather and he has been letting me know more about my destiny. Itís not Harry but me who is the chosen one, Voldemort got it wrong. And then I was told about my twin Disaster being a horcrux. Iíll have to kill her for the wizarding world to survive Ö. Maybe Snape or Harry will do it for me, their love for me IS never ending.

Having more than 5 lovers can be tiresome but I cope well, non of the girls talk to me as they are jealous of my men, there loss as I always say.
 

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:29 pm
Hi, my name is George washington lincoln malfoy III. i am dracos malfoys brother, i am a 19th year slytherin because i fail herbology class each year because i seem to smoke the weed that professor sprout gives us, that always makes her mad and she fails me. me and draco toke it all the time at home, the funny thing is is that i killed harry potter and that is actually a clone of him going through trouble. one time i went out with hermione granger and we were going to get married but her father shot me with a 12 gauge. i still have the mark. one other time i was at the great hall and i had my invisibility cloak on and i hit professor dumbledore in the face, it was great. last year i went to the triwizard tournament and won, and i married fleur delacour. we have 16 kids and 4 grandkids. i really love to play quidditch too, i have won the quidditch world cup by myself and singlehandedly beat the snot out of victor krum.
thank you

Sincerely, George washington lincoln malfoy III  
PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:52 am
smilies/icon_rofl.gif This is the funnies thing I have ever read!  

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:38 pm
lol. i really love doing mary sue's  
PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:55 am
OMg my name is Hermione Potter and I am Harrys Half sister but we are not really related properly and I am going to marry him because that is ok. My Father is Lord Voldemort and my mother was Draco's mother so like I am also related to him, but not properly so I am allowed to also mary him. UM I was in Slytherin house because because I am extra talented they let me be above all houses and pretty much go into any common rooms I wanted. I was the best at all my subjects and then in my 2nd year because I was so smart I was told I could leave Hogwarts with all honours still in tact, and so I became a death eater, but then my troubled past came back to haunt me and I remembed all the sad things and I cried alot, so then I went to help the order but soon realised that Voldemort being my father I couldn't let anything happen to him so he called me to protect him, because he then found out I was having his child, because it happend in the family like something, not sure LOL. Um then like i found harry and he said he was sorry and got scared because I was so powerful and we got married!!!11

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:46 am
Winter Ice Wrote:
OMg my name is Hermione Potter and I am Harrys Half sister but we are not really related properly and I am going to marry him because that is ok. My Father is Lord Voldemort and my mother was Draco's mother so like I am also related to him, but not properly so I am allowed to also mary him. UM I was in Slytherin house because because I am extra talented they let me be above all houses and pretty much go into any common rooms I wanted. I was the best at all my subjects and then in my 2nd year because I was so smart I was told I could leave Hogwarts with all honours still in tact, and so I became a death eater, but then my troubled past came back to haunt me and I remembed all the sad things and I cried alot, so then I went to help the order but soon realised that Voldemort being my father I couldn't let anything happen to him so he called me to protect him, because he then found out I was having his child, because it happend in the family like something, not sure LOL. Um then like i found harry and he said he was sorry and got scared because I was so powerful and we got married!!!11

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LMFAO AHAHAAHAHAHA.
OmFg
so damn funny  
PostPosted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:50 am
Winter Ice Wrote:
OMg my name is Hermione Potter and I am Harrys Half sister but we are not really related properly and I am going to marry him because that is ok. My Father is Lord Voldemort and my mother was Draco's mother so like I am also related to him, but not properly so I am allowed to also mary him. UM I was in Slytherin house because because I am extra talented they let me be above all houses and pretty much go into any common rooms I wanted. I was the best at all my subjects and then in my 2nd year because I was so smart I was told I could leave Hogwarts with all honours still in tact, and so I became a death eater, but then my troubled past came back to haunt me and I remembed all the sad things and I cried alot, so then I went to help the order but soon realised that Voldemort being my father I couldn't let anything happen to him so he called me to protect him, because he then found out I was having his child, because it happend in the family like something, not sure LOL. Um then like i found harry and he said he was sorry and got scared because I was so powerful and we got married!!!11

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Kya, no noodle crack before posts. Okay? smilies/icon_lol.gif

darkmetallic Wrote:
lol. i really love doing mary sue's

Hahahaha, I'm glad to hear that! smilies/icon_razz.gif  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:35 am
Nicoledemort Wrote:
Winter Ice Wrote:
OMg my name is Hermione Potter and I am Harrys Half sister but we are not really related properly and I am going to marry him because that is ok. My Father is Lord Voldemort and my mother was Draco's mother so like I am also related to him, but not properly so I am allowed to also mary him. UM I was in Slytherin house because because I am extra talented they let me be above all houses and pretty much go into any common rooms I wanted. I was the best at all my subjects and then in my 2nd year because I was so smart I was told I could leave Hogwarts with all honours still in tact, and so I became a death eater, but then my troubled past came back to haunt me and I remembed all the sad things and I cried alot, so then I went to help the order but soon realised that Voldemort being my father I couldn't let anything happen to him so he called me to protect him, because he then found out I was having his child, because it happend in the family like something, not sure LOL. Um then like i found harry and he said he was sorry and got scared because I was so powerful and we got married!!!11

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Kya, no noodle crack before posts. Okay? smilies/icon_lol.gif


Hmm, I'll have to get to you. (I had them again)  
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:00 pm
Hello everyone!

My name is Maria Esperanza Belle Malfoy. I'm Draco Malfoy's half-sister, but he doesn't know because our father sent me away so that Narcissa would not find out about his affair with a veela.

Yes! I am a part-veela. However, my mother was also part cat, angel, and devil. As a result, I have long, thick, luxurious blonde hair, that is perfect in every way despite the strenous work I do saving the world almost every day. My eyes are a lovely green, much like that wonderful Harry Potter's, and they change shades depending on my emotions. isn't that cool? I also have white cat ears and a tail, which are also long and thick and luxurious, and people are always telling me that they wish they could be the cat-angel-devil-veela heir to a fortune which would bankrupt the United States. Oh yes! Did I mention I was fabulously rich? But despite having servants waiting on me from the second I was born and being able to buy myself absolutely anything in the world, i have remained sweet, humble, and so not greedy.

I also have several talents. I can speak twelve languages, three of them being absolutely useless because no one knows them anymore; I am able to perform any spell because of my amazing magical prowess (even the Killing Curse, although it breaks my heart everytime I have to perform it, the poor creatures!); and despite a heavy exersize regime, which I follow with a dedication hardly ever seen today, my body is as supple and curvy as that of Playboy's top model.

When I decided to come to Hogwarts (leaving my fortune behind, as I really don't need the money), I tried to be Sorted, although I was sixteen and no transfer students had EVER been made, by my dear friend Albus Dumbledore (who, despite being a century older than me, can have vast conversations on life, the universe, and everything with me), but it turns out that I fit perfectly into each house, because I'm very very smart, brave and willing to give myself up for those I care about, extremely loyal, and more cunning than anyone ever born.

Of course, I picked Gryffindor because there was the cutest boy there, named Harry potter, and I just knew the moment I saw him that he would be the one I married! And he thought so too, for as our eyes met over the heads of our housemates, he leapt towards me and passionatly kissed me with all the power in his body! And all the students applauded us, and I even gave that dear Severus a kiss as well, because I know he's just a sweet old teddy bear under that dour mask, and if he wasn't, we wouldn't have had that one night so long ago! And I knew he still loved me, because I thought I saw a tear in his eyes that day, but I told him it was time to move on and that i could no longer be his.

[Man, that was long. I feel nasty, writing such a Sue. I need a bath. With Severus. smilies/icon_wink.gif ]  

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:35 am
Love it! smilies/icon_xd.gif  
PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:49 pm
(My character looks like my avi) My name is Amelia Worthling. My family background is very...upsetting, so prepare yourself. I was born into a pure blood family yes. My biological father left my mother, and went to work for the Ministry of majic. My mother remarried. When my step father went on vacation, my mother was raped and murdered. When my step-father returned, he found me huddling in the corner crying. 3 years later, my step father tried to make me a Death Eater. I was able to knock him unconscience, escaping with only the head of a snake. I went to the only place I could think of. I went to the Ministry to seek out my dad. He acted as if he's never seen me in my life. The last person I knew I could count on, was the love my life. Draco Malfoy, I've known him since my first year. We were secretly loving each other, until our sixth year. Then things took a turn for the worst. I went to the forest, and suddenly, screaming and shouting came from the castle. An hour later, Draco and Professor Snape started running twords me. I ran with them, but the rest is to be continued.  

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:26 pm
you guys are really good at this smilies/icon_blaugh.gif  
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