Desirous of Chickens; Bad at Titles - Winners pg. 4

[Thalea]

I am here for the chickens.



Long ago in the city of Clucksville, there was a young chicken who dared to see the world differently than those around him. Where everyone saw the world in black and white, Fred saw color. He could be seen with blotches of paint upon his body and a paint brush, trying to color the boring old Clucksville. This just could not do for the happy chickens of Clucksville, and so they cast out the strange chicken who said that there was more to the world than the shades of grey that they relished.

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: Fred the Chicken Who Dared to be Different  

[Lunadriel]

I am here for the chickens.

So stupid <---embarrassing



There once was a cute little chicken, who minded her business, till some elven monster came along and scooped her off her nest! He then proceeded to use her to glide from one rooftop to the next. Terrible really.

Wanted: Lunk

Description: Incredibly huge with muscles, blond hair, and a green pointy hat.

Crime: Terrorizing chickens everywhere!

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: Wiggly worms!  

[Master Wild Mage]

I am here for the chickens.



The once was a camera shy little chickie. He hid behind his momma every time a shutterbug came around. His momma couldn't care less and just wanted to eat her nummies. The end.

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky:  

[stella cinere]

I am here for the chickens.



One day out on the great prairie a baby chick found an unusual sight moving through the tall grass. It was a Greater Prairie chicken who stood tall and proud as it peered down at the little chick. It was so small and yellow he wondered where on earth the little creature had come from. Where was it mother? He hoped she was somewhere near by, nothing was worse than having to take care of someone else's young one.

The babbin chick on the other hand peered up at its new friend and grinned as it shouted a loud greeting.

"KITTY."

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: YOUR HUMAN SOUL YES YES  

[sesshiyasha]

I am here for the chickens.



There once was a Mommy Chicken and a Daddy chicken who had three babies. One of the babies liked to explore, and he convinced his sisters that they should explore while mom sat on the nest. So off they went to explore the rest of the coop. One of his sister's fell through a hole in the floor. The Brother and sister got scared that something had happened to their sister. Their sister wandered out from under the coop and the father chicken found her. He picked her up and carried her inside. The other siblings all went crying back to their mother who had already seen their father walking in with the missing chick and played calm to teach them a lesson. The brother and sister got so upset they started crying and mourning their lost sibling. the Fallen sister laughed at her siblings and ran to them. They were all happily reunited and never wandered away again! <3 The End!

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: Cold stone ice cream >.>  

[Aria Starstone]

I am here for the chickens.



Momma Chicken was pissed. RoosterDad had been out for ALL hours, with those hussies in that other coop, and Chicklet came home late from playgroup. She immediately began to lecture him, until finally, he peeped out "NO WONDER Daddy doesn't wanna leave his playgroup either!"

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: The McD's chicken farm, so that they can't make more nuggets out of those poor chickums!  

[Mameha Otome]

I am here for the chickens.



On a nearby farm lived a rooster called Fabio. He had gorgeous feathers on his head and tail, he was great (for the most part) with the ladies, his crow could wake everyone in the surrounding area for miles but unfortunately he was terrified of everything. One day, when he and all the ladies and chicks had escaped, he was sitting on a fence post going on and on about how good he looked. That is until the tractor started in the distance and Fabio flew into the air in a panic, molting several of his gorgeous tail feathers in the process.

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: Them gorgeous tail feathers  

[Rhyleigh]

I am here for the chickens.



Early one morning Henette T. Hen, along with one her chicks, were sitting on her nest, doing what hens do. Well, Henette was doing what hens do, the chick was just sitting nearby. Suddenly, they heard strange noises, and turned to see what it could be. It was the Farmer's wife, she was standing in the middle of the farm year, doing some sort of dance, the sight of this event shocked both Henette and her chick so much that they were stuck in a trance. They spent the rest of the morning frozen, unable to turn away from the shock before them. The shock that is too horrifying to even mention.

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: (Optional) The Farmer's wife  

[AislingJuno]

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I am here for the chickens.



Once a groovy chicken named Lola roamed throughout the land. Lola thoughtfully pondered the predicament of chickens everywhere. Then one day a solution came to her mind, an advertizing campaign showing the goodness of eating turkey over chicken. However Turkeys were also birds and they had families too. So after giving the idea some thought Lola decided to travel around the United States as part of a rally explaining the healthy benefit of vegetables and a meatless diet. Lola would become the first chicken chief and she would be a legendary figure among chickens first in the United States and then around the world.

Preference List: Stallion, Mare
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: vegetables  

[[Eskimo]]

I am here for the chickens.

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Once upon a time, there was a Hen, a Rooster, and their chick whose name was Pikin.
They weren't an ordinary family, but a royal one. Pikin's parents ruled the plains.
Pikin was proud of his parents.

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But since Pikin's parents were the King and Queen, they were very busy.
Oftentimes, Pikin was alone.

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Pikin was sad...

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SO HE DANCED!

Preference List: Stallion, Mare
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: Every single one of Kinni's tail feathers.  

[Angelique DelaMort]

I am here for the chickens.



Once upon a time a new mama chicken was waiting on her baby chick to hatch from it's warm little egg. But suddenly a blast of bright white light accompanied by a "EERrwWwoooooSHHHhEERrwWwoooooSHHHhEERrwWwoooooSHHHh" whooshing shill sound filled the barn yard. The mama chicken left her precious egg just for a few moments to find out what had happened. She found a number of other all animals gathered around a blue box with strange writing on it. Not seeing anything else of interest, she hurried back to her little egg. The mama chicken stopped short on returning to her nest and gasped in horror. Her egg was gone! All that remained was a strange creature with a black head and round bill that looked at her and asked, "Are you my mummy?"

Preference List: Stallion, Mare
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: Chicken Fries! The delicious abominations!  

[Tirokio]

I am here for the chickens.

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Once there was a chicken named Chicken Brown. Once he saw a fine sweet chicken honey the chicken couldn't help himself. He ruffled his feathers and could only hiss out "Dat a**..."

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A wild opponent appears! Rage chicken did no appreciate anyone oogling up his little nugget. "Bock off bro, before you end up ground chicken!"

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So the day was saved, thanks to the power puff girls! rage chicken, and the little nugget(s) remained uneaten for maybe 20 more minutes.

...those cannibals.

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Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky:

 

[Zaikt]

I am here for the chickens.



'Birds can see the future, but they cannot articulate what they see.' Night Vale isn't exactly wrong on that.
Julio is one such bird who received visions every morning. He saw that the world would not end in fire or flood, but in something far worse.
Chicken nuggets.
He screamed, for it was all he could do. His friend, not knowing the reason for Julio's torment, joined in to make things less awkward--that's what bros do. Brotection, if you will. It's less weird if there's more than one person freaking out about something, you know; only one, and people tend to stare.


Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: my suffering. 8I  

[xo maho]

I am here for the chickens.

Spoilered for size!

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Once upon a time, a chicken laid a few eggs. She laid on them and laid on them, keeping them warm and waiting for them to turn into something like herself. One day, after she went out for a feed break. When she came back, they were gone! Oh, the scandal! She looked all over for her eggs, thinking that perhaps they had rolled away or grown wings and flown away. She asked all her neighbors if they had seen them, and all pointed her in the direction of a small, fluffy chick. The hen asked the chick just what it had done with her eggs, and its reply was a simple cheep. Annoyed by its unhelpfulness, the hen walked away, and was even more irritated when it followed her. There was nothing to be done about it, though - somebody had to take care of it, and even if it wasn't an egg, it was something for the hen to keep warm and safe.

Preference List: Mare, Stallion
Sacrifice to the Egg Yolk in the Sky: all the mosquitoes.  

[Ryuukishin]

Closed!

Thank you for the entries, everyone! IT FILLED MY SHRIVELED HEART TO BURSTING FROM SEEING ALL THESE POSTS; your pics and stories were incredibly endearing, and I really appreciate you all for sharing them with me! ;-;

I will double check the list and roll in a bit!