So edgy!

[Zphal]

chevy_sk

I've spent 25+ years of my life saying sorry, and I'm done with apologies.

Ex-friend finally updated his tumblr sidebar. xd

That's right, self-empower yourself to never say sorry again! Even if something really is your bad.

Imagine accidentally bumping into someone on the street, and instead of saying "Oh sorry about that." you just look them in the eyes with all your stoic pent-up rage about how the world's been so awful and cruel to you and say nothing because this person was in your way like everything else in life and they don't deserve your apology for taking up space in a universe where matter can't occupy the same space at the same time.  

[Mama Ame]

I wish I was that cool.  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

I wish I was that cool.

We all do, Ame. We all do. *pats your back*  

[Mama Ame]

BUT WHY CAN'T A BE THAT COOL?! WHY!? gonk  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

BUT WHY CAN'T A BE THAT COOL?! WHY!? gonk

Most likely because you're not a ukulele bear cub.

(That's what he calls himself.)  

[Mama Ame]

Zphal

Mama Ame

BUT WHY CAN'T A BE THAT COOL?! WHY!? gonk

Most likely because you're not a ukulele bear cub.

(That's what he calls himself.)

....

I just imagine that being some sort of kink that they cover on the show "My Strange Addiction."  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

Zphal

Mama Ame

BUT WHY CAN'T A BE THAT COOL?! WHY!? gonk

Most likely because you're not a ukulele bear cub.

(That's what he calls himself.)

....

I just imagine that being some sort of kink that they cover on the show "My Strange Addiction."

He has a boner for a particular artist (Emilie Autumn) and she often plays a ukulele. He's recently taken up playing one and singing terrible covers or his own... original work. emotion_puke As for the bear cub thing... larger hairy gay men will go by "bear", but he's 5'1" and overly pudgy so... yeah.

Still the whole thing makes me emotion_puke emotion_puke emotion_puke  

[Mama Ame]

Zphal

Mama Ame

Zphal

Mama Ame

BUT WHY CAN'T A BE THAT COOL?! WHY!? gonk

Most likely because you're not a ukulele bear cub.

(That's what he calls himself.)

....

I just imagine that being some sort of kink that they cover on the show "My Strange Addiction."

He has a boner for a particular artist (Emilie Autumn) and she often plays a ukulele. He's recently taken up playing one and singing terrible covers or his own... original work. emotion_puke As for the bear cub thing... larger hairy gay men will go by "bear", but he's 5'1" and overly pudgy so... yeah.

Still the whole thing makes me emotion_puke emotion_puke emotion_puke

Wow. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

Zphal

Mama Ame

Zphal

Mama Ame

BUT WHY CAN'T A BE THAT COOL?! WHY!? gonk

Most likely because you're not a ukulele bear cub.

(That's what he calls himself.)

....

I just imagine that being some sort of kink that they cover on the show "My Strange Addiction."

He has a boner for a particular artist (Emilie Autumn) and she often plays a ukulele. He's recently taken up playing one and singing terrible covers or his own... original work. emotion_puke As for the bear cub thing... larger hairy gay men will go by "bear", but he's 5'1" and overly pudgy so... yeah.

Still the whole thing makes me emotion_puke emotion_puke emotion_puke

Wow. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

And I still dunno when he's gonna get out of his parents' basement. He mentioned something recently about losing his job (though at least he has another one lined up to start soon o_O) and he's begging through tumblr to try and get donations to bail a friend of his out of jail. -_-  

[Mama Ame]

Why the ******** would tumblr donate because his friend is in ******** jail?

I mean if his friend died and left his family with no money for funeral expenses. Or his friend had cancer. Or something like that, yeah. You can ask for donations.

But jail?

******** idiot.  

[Zphal]

Mama Ame

Why the ******** would tumblr donate because his friend is in ******** jail?

I mean if his friend died and left his family with no money for funeral expenses. Or his friend had cancer. Or something like that, yeah. You can ask for donations.

But jail?

******** idiot.

Oh but he's spinning the whole thing as hard as he can to make himself seem so compassionate. He's saying "Oh, this friend in jail recently lost his mom and has been homeless on the street and he just can't stand the thought of this friend being stuck in jail through Christmas, so he wants to bail him out so he can live with him in his parents' basement!".