Chittentown Edification Outlet of Higher Schoolfeeding
This RP is open to all shop trolls. Trolls are not required to roll and may post as frequently as desired. Posts containing rolls must have at least two sentences of RP to be counted. If trolls interact with others and reach 500 words doing so, this RP can be counted for 1 RP point. Each roll exploring the school does not (and likely should not) need to be a new day or long passage of time in character, and can simply be a new action that the troll takes any time after the previous action.
For this location: keep track of your encounters. Once you have explored all of the available options in an area, quote the mule saying so… Something may happen! All trolls must start in Campus Grounds; you’ll be able to unlock other locations by exploring there. If you are RPing with another troll, you may unlock the different parts of the campus that they unlock as long as you are considered to be in a party together.
Encounter Rate: Trolls can roll to explore the campus once every hour.
Encounter Pool: Generate a number between 1-12 (or roll a 12-sided die) for Campus Grounds
Generate a number between 1-10 (or roll a 10-sided die) for the Library
Generate a number between 1-8 (or roll an 8-sided die) for the Huskhub Workroom
Generate a number between 1-6 (or roll a 6-sided die) for the Comestible Mess
Generate a number between 1-6 (or roll a 6-sided die) for the Muscle Fortification Facility
Generate a number between 1-12 (or roll a 12-sided die) for the Biology Lab
Specify in your post which area you will be exploring, assuming that you have unlocked it first. Additional Encounter Pool information and Pool Results will be revealed when trolls begin to unlock the school's buildings!
If you have encountered every possibility in this location: Quote the mule!
Campus Grounds
A series of modern, multi-level buildings canopied by overhanging portions of the Chittentown canyon. Chittentown prides itself in its technology output, so education is highly valued here. WACKY weather events in the past sweeps did a number on the old building's integrity. Since then, much of the campus has been remodeled, giving the whole establishment a considerably more polished look than much of the city.
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If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
There are vending machines here! One for snacks and one for juices and soda. Chittentown being a desert city, some entrepreneur has jacked up all of the beverage prices.
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A veritable fleet of custodial drones are kept on staff to clear the paths of sand and other canyon detritus. It seems a little excessive, but considering the weather patterns in recent history, the center seems to be erring on the side of caution.
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A particularly scholarly troll bumps into you, their face having been buried in a large textbook. They hurry on, having not even noticed the collision.
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There’s a scruffy-looking troll playing the acoustic guitar near a door. They don’t appear to be busking… or know how to play more than the chorus to “Bifurcation Structure of Enthrallment.”
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There's a yellowblood serving lemonade on the campus grounds. Their business seems to be doing well.
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Campus security is looking at you funny. They don’t recognize you as a student here. Moving on…
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You find a hacky sack someone lost!
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You wander into the Comestible Mess! If you have already unlocked this location, you may generate an additional number in the Comestible Mess (D6).
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You find the Library! If you have already unlocked this location, you may generate an additional number in the Library (D10).
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You stumble across the Huskhub Workroom! If you have already unlocked this location, you may generate an additional number in the Huskhub Workroom (D8 ).
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You encounter the Biology Lab! If you have already unlocked this location, you may generate an additional number in the Biology Lab (D12).
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You find yourself in the Muscle Fortification Facility! If you have already unlocked this location, you may generate an additional number in the Muscle Fortification Facility (D6).
If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Ephias Sagine has revealed the Library!
One of the establishment’s most popular locations. The building consists of three levels—the top two being loft areas visible from the ground floor. This library is particularly famous for being open to the public both night and day.
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If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
There’s quite a large section on shadow droppers and other diurnal creatures. Unfortunately the organization between nonfiction and young adult fantasy romance seems to be lacking. The books here are a bit out of order, but the spines are clean! It's almost like a woolly Roomba passed by here.
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The shelves running the perimeter have those wheeled ladders like in the movies! The tracks are greased; you could probably slide really fast on one of these if you wanted to.
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A couple of trolls nearby are looking for a particular book, when one suggests trying the other Chittentown library they earn a nasty glare from one of the establishment’s libarbarians.
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You find a poster advertising a local codex club!
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You find a medical textbook that’s been worrisomely dog-eared on all of the pages related to untraceable poisons.
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You find a book on the biology of the hemospectrum! The section on blood mutants is missing most of its pages.
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You find a picture book about clowns! It’s not very informative, but still manages to be vaguely upsetting.
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You find a book that manages to be eerily specific to your personal interests! What a coincidence!
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You find a massive tome of Alternian fine art! The cover is embossed with detailed depictions of horse pectorals. There’s no going back if you open this.
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You find a glossary of highblood terms! Refrigerator? Bathtub? Who talks like this??
If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
Dictys Glauci has revealed the Huskhub Workroom!
The amount of technology here is impressive even before remembering the population of Chittentown is mostly lowbloods. There’s an entire floor lined with disquisitionblocks, each filled with rows of huskhubs and spaces for trolls to bring their own husktops. There are also quite a few more security cameras in this part of the campus.
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If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
This disquisitionblock has brand-new huskhubs! They really are competing with Civisect!
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This huskhub has a webcam plugged into it. Pictures taken with it are pretty gritty. You notice that the pictures on here have been recently deleted, save for a single accidental picture of a seadweller who appears to be moving away from the computer. Spooky.
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These huskhubs have pinball installed on them! This huskhub in particular has one name in the top score chart: LEE.
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You find a huskhub with nostalgic wiggler typing games installed on it!
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Someone forgot to log out of their huskhub. They were apparently writing an essay on the efficiency of the current state of psionic-based spaced travel. The writing is very technical and hard to understand.
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The screensaver on one huskhub is of a first-person run through a maze. It’s incredibly mesmerizing.
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Someone forgot to log out of their huskhub. They were looking at pictures of kittens.
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One of these huskhubs is hooked up to a projector. Perfect for showing movies or slideshows.
If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
Tamiya Aiguma has revealed the Comestible Mess!
A large room with high ceilings lined with fluorescent lights. Big windows and glass doors look out on the carefully manicured courtyard. The interior seems significantly more utilitarian, though, having been constructed with tile and other easily-cleaned hard surfaces. There are plenty of benches to sit on.
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If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
The entrée under the heat lamp appears to be some kind of lumpy sludge. It smells like beefgrub and gravy, though. You collect a dollop of lumpy sludge (can only be used in the Cafeteria).
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There’s a soda fountain! How swanky. The lever for Alternian Soft Drink seems to stick when pressed. You collect a cup of soda (can only be used in the Cafeteria).
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Somebody spilled something and left a slippery spot on the floor.
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Careful where you put your arms on this table—there’s a big sticky spot.
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The scalding hustle beverage machine here appears to be the most-used equipment in the building. It’s accompanied by a station loaded with paper cups and various types of milk. You collect a cup of hot scalding hustle (can only be used in the Cafeteria).
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You notice that, as always, the cafeteria is split up into cliques; they consist of both hemotype and interest, which makes for a LOT of cliques.
If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
Sinter Heilig has revealed the Muscle Fortification Facility!
A big, empty room that echoes and smells like dry rubber. The scuffed wood floors have seen better days, but are still visibly painted with boundary lines for a variety of sports. Metal bleachers line two of the four walls, opposing each other. It’s only kind of musty in here despite how little renovation it's seen, having been built to withstand troll sports. You find a storage closet full of sports equipment.
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You find a net! A bunch of nets, actually. They look like they might be used for volleyball, but whoever put them away last just shoved them into one big pile.
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You find a cart full of rubber balls! The weapons of choice for dodgeball, kickball, and foursquare.
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You find some padded mats! Perfect for practicing somersaults.
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You find protective padding! It’s a pretty generic assortment of shin guards, kneepads, and the like. They smell awful, but look sturdy enough.
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You find a floor scooter! Despite being designed for wrigglers, it’ll crush your fingers with extreme prejudice if you’re not careful.
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You find the Impedimenta Vault Block! If you have already unlocked this location, you may generate an additional number in the Impedimenta Vault Block (D6).
If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!
Leeroi Furore has revealed the Biology Lab!
A sterile room filled with wide countertops hooked up to sinks and gas-fueled burners. There are a number of cabinets and one industrial-sized thermal hull. It smells weird in here.
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You find a drawer full of knives! They’re mostly small scalpels and the like, but they all look very sharp.
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You find a container of unlabeled chemicals! The smell makes you really woozy.
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You find heavy-duty cleaning solution! This is probably about as dangerous as anything else in this room.
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You find a pack of matches! You can’t have science without fire!
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You find a stack of petri dishes! There’s nothing growing in any of these… yet.
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You find a set of empty laboratory flasks. Very official-looking.
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You find a lab coat! It’s lacking a name or a symbol on it, but has a weird, neon green stain on the lapels.
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You find some safety goggles! Wearing them makes you feel cool AND safe.
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You find a cooler! Inside is… nothing. Whatever was in there left an odd smell.
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You find a cooler! Inside is… dead frogs. They haven’t been dissected yet. Whatever’s preserving them smells like old olives.
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You find a potato wired to a light bulb! This doesn’t really seem like it warranted a laboratory setting. It does light up, though.
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There’s an emergency shower in here. It looks like it’s been used recently.
If you have encountered all of these possibilities: Quote the mule!
Show the appropriate spoiler when you generate its corresponding number. Have fun!