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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:43 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:10 pm
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Hel's automatic response to being pushed was to cling tighter, so cling tighter she did. What did she usually do when Titus did this? Oh, yes. Hel licked his palm, because the gloves he was wearing did leave a nice sliver of skin showing.
"Oh, we were, stalking! This was a few Octobers ago, Snaggletooth." Hel's voice was muffled by the hand in her face. "We went past digger, and found out why Lou was a vampire! We stalked another vampire for a bit...she was like...a...a mountain lion!" Hel exclaimed, and peeked at Titus between his fingers. "Yanno...preys on little boils!"
The real word was 'cougar'.
She then looked at Lou. "Well then...what do you think is the most insulting?" This was definitely the question of questions, she thought, to be asking Lou.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:25 pm
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"Stalking? Oh, I stopped that months ago." Lou made a hand gesture to brush off the idea. "Now I'm the one being stalked." He let out a content sigh, taking a moment to look around to see if Amphi was dwelling somewhere in the shadows, sneaky little thing.
As Hel spoke, the vampire dug around in his back pocket. "Preys on little boils?" It took Lou only moments to connect the dots. "OH, a cougar! Yes, I can see that." It would explain a lot, at least if vampires inherited traits from their creators.
The boil stopped his digging as the reaper posed her question. What a fine question to ask such a depraved soul. "Hmmmm." Lou looked around absentmindedly as he searched his soul for the answer. "Perhaps that's a question best asked one's self. Why don't you search your soul for the answer the next time you're out in the fields picking cotton?" ZING.
Lou finally pulled his wallet out, flipping it open and taking out a picture. "Check it." He held it up for Titus to see. It was a picture of... A certain someone's ample chest. He leaned in and whispered, "I get to touch those sometimes."
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:35 am
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Lou held up jazz hands with a mock look of surprise at Hel's comeback. "OOOOOH. Also I'm a corpse so that doesn't really help things but OOOOH." They were gonna need some aloe for all these burns.
The blush did not go unnoticed by Lou, as he was trying to discern whether Titus was visibly jealous or not. "Awwwwwwww, my widdle man is embawwassed. Wook at you wif your widdle bwushy cheeks." At least, while he could see them before Hel's tits engulfed his head. ********, didn't those horns hurt? "Haha, I hope you accidentally hit one of the pointy ends of those horns and your chest just slowly deflates." Because that would be hilarious.
When Hel accused Lou of insulting his ghoulfriend's honor, however, the boil gasped. "I am doing no such thing!" He held the phone up to his cheek, a falsely pained expression across his brow. "I am simply quite proud of her, and want to tell everybody about my lovely well-endowed ghoulfriend. Oh, and she has a good personality too." It was an afterthought, but he had still taken a moment to mention it!
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