Thoughts from a Demon

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His soul looks tasty, I must eat it.  

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That's a pretty soul. I must destroy it!  

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I wonder if the dark lord will ever notice me...  

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If I used to be an angel, why don't I have wings?  

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Haha Yes human, I made that furby move on its own!  

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Silly human. You can't kill me. I'll just go to hell and then come back with a vengeance. Silly humans...  

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How do you even make Holy Water? Do you just boil the hell out of it?  

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Hahahaha Hiding behind that cross isn't going to OH GOD IT BURNS  

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ooo Someone is having some pleasant dreams...I must put an end to this!  

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Oh that's your favorite character? Excuse me while I possess the creator and have him kill it off hahaha  

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That Justin Beiber kid is too sweet...I should change that  

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Yes human you can fly. I can help you with that. Let us freak out your family hahaha  

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All dogs don't go to Heaven. Sorry to break it to you...well not really  

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This grumpy cat...I must have it!  

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That's a nice soul you got there...Mind if I take it? Didn't think so