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[Scaramouche Fandango]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/warpnine.png]Warp Nine[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=22257837]Scaramouche Fandango[/url] ] :: Astronomer
An employee of Legitimate Space Corporation, Warp Nine studies deep space astrometrics and also dabbles in telescope optics repair.

 

[Snoofington]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/mandrakeblossom.png]Mandrake Blossom[/url][/b] [ [url=lhttp://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=22295889]ex o ex Snoof[/url] ] :: Botany & Herbalism
Mandrake works out of her own stable. She studies, collects, and utilizes all sorts of plants for a variety of purposes, all practical. Mostly she enjoys keeping them planted and tending to them, but if you need help identifying something or a quick remedy, she'll be able to whip something up for you in a jiffy!

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/gloomheart.png]Gloom Heart[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=22295889]ex o ex Snoof[/url] ] :: Librarian
Gloom is nestled in the heart of the Phony Land Library. He does not deal with customers directly anymore, due to his unpleasant attitude, but he is an efficient book keeper and number cruncher. On occasion he writes reviews or does poetry reading, but hardly anyone listens because of how bland his delivery is.

 

[Ruriska]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/tigerbalm.png]Tiger Balm[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=20464219]Ruriska[/url] ] :: Herbalist
A provider of traditional herbal remedies for just about any ailment. Complaints about the taste will be met with the forceful, angry shoving of said herbal remedy down your throat.

 

[Chibi_Kokoro143]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/playbelle.png]Play Belle[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=21115801]Chibi_Kokoro143[/url] ] :: Hostess
Come and have a drink, relax

 

[Tristam Lockhart]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/tinkertoy.png]Tinker Toy[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=23192629&page=1]Tristam Lockhart[/url] ] :: Toy Maker
Owns a small whimsical corner shop where he sells handmade toys and repairs well-loved ones.

 

[Ruriska]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.silentragedy.net/phony/shrillx.png]Shrill X[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=20464219#345670147]Ruriska[/url] ] :: Radio Host
Tune into [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=24483509#367846057]Xtreme Scream[/url] on 101.5 Annihilation Radio with your host, Shrill X, where the X is [i]never[/i] silent!

 

[Kitomyx]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/smoothswing.png]Smooth Swing[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=23954981]Kitomyx[/url] ] :: Coach
No matter a foal's hobby, talent, or purpose, Swing is ready to be there for them as a guide, practice partner, and/or cheerleader, whatever they may need.

 

[NymiiNym]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/blindlove.png]Blind Love[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=24693687&page=1]Yushika[/url] ] :: Restaurant Owner
Blind Love owns a restaurant called "First Impressions". The restaurant has a website where people can put in a dating application and a time that is best for them, and she'll call them with dinner reservations sometime that week, where they'll go on a blind date at her restaurant! She does some cooking, but she tends to stay as the main host and runs the online site!

 

[Ruriska]

[b][url=http://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/banshee.png]Banshee[/url][/b] [ [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=20464219&page=1]Ruriska[/url] ] :: Professional Mourner
Has something you love passed away? Are you emotionally constipated or just need an extra expression of grief? A specialist when it comes to wailing and sobbing, Banshee will do the mourning on your behalf.