The Chuck Norris Game

[K a w a i i ee]

There is only one Rule:
Make up any Chuck Norris joke that is funnier than the avatar above you emotion_awesome

Chuck Norris is so strong that he threw a car with no hands by just attaching 2 jumper cords to his nimples connected to the car.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Chuck Norris eats cake mix raw and shits out whole wedding cakes that make your head explode when you them because they're so damn delicious.  

[K a w a i i ee]

The only reason why North Korea's bombs havent reach to America yet because Chuck Norris caught them with his mouth and swallowed them while walking on the Pacific ocean.  

[DemonLadySesshomaru]

The only person not scared of DemonLadySesshomaru is Chuck Norris, and that's because we used to be sparring partners- I taught him everything he knows! (Laugh of I will sic my children on you)  

[K a w a i i ee]

Chuck Norris beat every game made for the xbox with a wii controller  

[K a w a i i ee]

Ms. Oklahoma injured her leg the day before the beauty pageant. So they asked Chuck Norris to replace her. He ended up winning Miss America 2012.  

[K a w a i i ee]

The people from Saw kidnapped Chuck Norris but they ended up playing their own game while Chuck Norris told them what to do.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

'Chunk Norris doesn't watch porn, porn watches him.  

[K a w a i i ee]

When Chuck Norris pees in a bottle, it turns to mountain dew emotion_awesome  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Chuck Norris...that's it.  

[KBiT]

Leprechaun_Sean just won the thread, but Chuck Norris dictated we continue for his amusement  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

When vampire bite Chuck Norris, he sucks their blood.  

[K a w a i i ee]

Chuck Norris is the master of disguise. He's probably in this thread disguise as someone now eek *looks at KBiT*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Chuck Norris is so sneaky, he robs people's housing in the middle of the day while blaring emergency sirens and they still don't know where he is.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Chuck Norris is so scary, looking at him directly in the face is good enough to kill you.