Corrupt ~ A ~ Wish

[Audacious Audino]

Many of us have played this game before, across many, many websites.
For those of you who haven't played before or need a refresher:

Corrupt a wish is where you corrupt a wish!
For example:
Player 1: I wish for unlimited poptarts!
Player 2: You get unlimited poptarts, but they are all soggy. I wish for a cat.
Player 1: You get a cat, but it doesn't like you and runs away. I wish for....

And so on! Simple, right?
You can quote whoever you are talking to if you want to. c: I like getting quoted myself.
Let's get started!  

[Audacious Audino]

I wish for ten dollars!  

[hoenest]

Audacious Audino

I wish for ten dollars!

you get ten dollars, but lose it when you didn't put it all the way in your pants-- it fell down. sucks to suck.

i wish for world peace.  

[Audacious Audino]

tanqela

You get world peace, but then Earth splits into two planets and both planets have a planet war.

I wish for a demon servant.  

[hoenest]

Audacious Audino

tanqela

You get world peace, but then Earth splits into two planets and both planets have a planet war.

I wish for a demon servant.

you get a demon servant, and it gets dinner for the evening.

i wish for lots and lots of gold  

[Audacious Audino]

tanqela

You get lots and lots of gold, but there is a hole in your pocket and you lose all of it.

I wish for a plateful of pancakes.  

[hoenest]

Audacious Audino

tanqela

You get lots and lots of gold, but there is a hole in your pocket and you lose all of it.

I wish for a plateful of pancakes.

you get a plate full of pancakes, but the person who made them spit in it before giving it to you and quitting work. bon apetit~

i wish for a pet anaconda  

[Audacious Audino]

tanqela

You get a pet anaconda, but my pet mouse eats your pet.

I wish for a pet zombie.  

[hoenest]

Audacious Audino

tanqela

You get a pet anaconda, but my pet mouse eats your pet.

I wish for a pet zombie.

you get a zombie, it sets itself free because the rope you used to tie it on the pole ripped apart, now it is eating your family's brain. good job!

i wish for Lana Del Rey's autograph~  

[Audacious Audino]

tanqela

You get her autograph, but I start following you around and eventually eat your autograph and your pokeball.

I wish for a bulbasaur!  

[hoenest]

Audacious Audino

tanqela

You get her autograph, but I start following you around and eventually eat your autograph and your pokeball.

I wish for a bulbasaur!

you get a bulbasaur, but it eats your face when you sleep.

i wish to be the pokemon master!  

[Audacious Audino]

tanqela

You become the pokemon master, but only for a second. They decide you need to capture all the pokemon to be one and you've caught all but one pokemon: Audino (a.k.a. Me! >:3)

I wish for an apple.  

[hoenest]

Audacious Audino

tanqela

You become the pokemon master, but only for a second. They decide you need to capture all the pokemon to be one and you've caught all but one pokemon: Audino (a.k.a. Me! >:3)

I wish for an apple.

you get an apple. you are so happy. you take a bite and you taste something weird... you look on your apple and find out that it is not really an apple... BUT A WAX APPLE. WHAT. YOU ARE EATING WAX. EW!


I wish for sleep  

[Audacious Audino]

tanqela

You get sleep, but I quickly choose my whismer, who uses uproar and prevents your sleep.

I wish for something cute.