Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[KBiT]

Pretty straight forward

What piece of advice would you give the avatar above you?  

[Boris_Badenov]

Never shoot a sleeping dragon.Doing so would cause the universe to call you out and torture you.  

[B1g_crunch]

Never be in debt to someone you know. They'll ask some serious s**t.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Don't jump off a building while flapping those feathers and thinking you'll fly. They won't hold you.  

[Ember Terran]

Remember to reload after every firefight, walking around with only five rounds in your weapon when the enemy has thirty is just silly  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

If the suspect gets too dangerous, make sure to call us. We're better equipped.  

[Boris_Badenov]

Don't Tango with the boogie man, he kills you by stabbing you in the back.  

[lil_lollypop1]

Be nice to Lolly or you will regret it! That counts as wisdom, right?  

[KBiT]

You can never be too smart, too rich, or too well-armed  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A helmet with a respirator may protect you from fallout.  

[Boris_Badenov]

Shooting at your enemy is pointless if you are going to kill them.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

If you're a bad cat, you get neutered and forced to wear a tuxedo.  

[Boris_Badenov]

Screwing with people's minds can be fun, but if you go too far, you'll get mind raped.  

[lil_lollypop1]

Always wear sunblock when you go swimming at an outdoor pool during the day.  

[KBiT]

The only people who don't like minmaxers are noobs who need to learn2play