The Corrupt A Wish Game!~

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

Granted, but that ability only lasts for a minute, and you'll be drowning if you stay in the water any longer.

I wish that I could read people's minds.  

[Emotionless Knight]

Wish granted but this ability eats away your memories.
I wish I could sing the songs I write.  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but nobody can hear it but you.

I wish my home were warmer.  

[TxTiNK]

Granted! Trouble is I hope you have a fire extinguisher!! (eek!)
I wish ...my neighbors were more considerate.

 

[Daypaw]

Granted, but now they're at your door every 3 minutes offering you cookies and pies. Even in the middle of the night.

I wish my neighbors were quieter D:  

[Fuku Taichou]

Granted but now they have 5 dogs that bark through the night.

I wish cleaning up didn't take so much time.  

[Emotionless Knight]

Granted, but now everywhere you go you have the urge to clean until everything is sparkling.
I wish tuition fees weren't so expensive.  

[Chiyu Akira]

Granted, but now tuition fees are so cheap that only a limited amount of people can enroll at a time. Slots are full and you didn't get one, so now you have to wait 6 more years!

I wish my fridge would clean itself.  

[SoulRIZer]

Granted but in order for it to be always clean you can't put anything in it or the fridge will explode.

I wish everyone could see eye to eye~  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Granted! But everyone can only see with one eye.

I wish I could draw faster...  

[SoulRIZer]

Granted but now you can't stop because art request keeps coming in!

I wish animals could talk so humans would know their mistakes~  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but the people responsible for those mistakes just use it as an excuse to argue them and cause further problems.

I wish for the ability to stop time.  

[creamy-desu]

Granted, but the more time you stop, the more the universe cracks until it implodes into a blackhole!~
I wish I had a rabbit.  

[SoulRIZer]

Granted but it's a well trained assassin and it's target is you. eek

I wish there will always be options/choices in all situations for the better of course.  

[LunaLovegood1991]

Granted, but no one makes the better choice because they are all to high.

I wish people would stop hating everyone, and no more war or crimes