HOW TO CATCH UNICORNS

[Dysfael]

I got the virgin, the honey, the sugar, and the net...what else do I need? eek  

[LittleFuntom]

Tch.

You need a bag and some canola oil, of course.

And she is going to eat it. Unicorns are supposed to taste delish this time of season.  

[Katniss Everdeen -HG-]

ummm go ahead twisted  

[Bloodkip Draco Soulreign]

All of these is wrong. U need RAINBOWS AND MAGIC AND WISHES AND DREAMS!! wit salt  

[kuro_fuzzipaws_miyako]

you need skittles! heart  

[WolfLazuli]

You need freakin rainbows, magics and skittles! TASTE THE RAINBOW! Taste IT!
I'm going to get a unicorn and call it Bob!  

[Ella4fun]

Katniss Everdeen -HG-

ummm go ahead twisted

Your avatar really looks like Katniss Everdeen. May the odds be ever in your favour! > biggrin

 

[13 Mockingjay]

You need fricking ugly makeup, five cell phones(all with guys numbers), a positive pregnacy test, a crying baby, disgusting pancakes, horrid clothes...oh wait, that's how you get rid of a clingy boyfriend. biggrin  

[xcreamytacos]

Put a plate in the middle of a forest.
Scoop some ice cream onto there.
Don't forget the sprinkles and whipped cream.
Then, get a cupcake. yum_cupcake
Go to the unicorn's home.
Lead a trail of crumbs to the plate.
Hide nearby.
When the unicorn comes, THROW A NET OVER IT.
There you go, a eight step plan on how to catch a unicorn.