Bills Ranch
[Map and Key]

To the west of the Village Greens are the pastures and farmlands of Bill's
Ranch. Bill raises cows, chickens and is a famous farmer of garlic. He and
his son, Purvis, run the ranch, selling their wares in nearby Barton Town.
You will also find Rubella on the Ranch working as a ranch hand.

CL : 1.8-2.6 (to complete quests, you can enter at any level)


NPCs
A list of NPCs needed to complete quests
and where they are on the map.

Klaus Klokenmeyer
Larry
Purvis
Rancher Bill
Rubella

Quests
Fluff Rush
Details
• Speak with Larry
• When Larry calls your name,
kill the Airfluffs that come onto the screen
• Make sure to stay on screen until Larry tells you,
you completed the fluff rush
• Speak to Larry again


Mine Clocken
Details
• Speak with Klaus Klokenmeyer
• To find his clock walk south though the Alarmskeeters
• Wait until you see the red message pop up
saying you found the clock
• Return to Klaus Klokenmeyer


Fix Mine Clocken
(Prerequisite: Mine Clocken)
Details
• Klaus Klokenmeyer wants his clock back to normal
• Run to the null chamber and walk around it.
• A red message will pop up saying the effects of the animated
no longer posses his clock.
• Return the clock to Klaus


Bill’s Shipment
(Prerequisite: Fluff Rush)
Details
• Speak with Rancher Bill
• You have to do two quests for people on the ranch


Chicken’ Wranglin
(Prerequisite: Bill's Shipment)
Details
• Speak with Rubella
• Click on chickens around the barn until is says you caught one.
• Bring it back to Rubella
• Repeat till you get ten of them.


Milkin’ Mooers
(Prerequisite: Bill's Shipment)
Details
• Speak with Purvis
• Click on cows
• There are four things that will happen. Either you’ll kneel, and milk
the cow or the cow will have been milked too recently. The cow will moo,
or the cow will tip over.
• Repeat until you milk ten cows.
• Return to Purvis


Purvis Likes Rubella
(Prerequisite: Milkin' Mooers and Chicken Wranglin’)
Details
• Speak to Purvis
• Go talk to Rubella and tell her poem
• Return to Purvis who will ask you to ask Rancher Bills advice.


Plantin’ Garlic
(Prerequisite: Purvis Likes Rubella)
Details
• Rancher Bill will completely dismiss Purvis’ want for advice.
• He will then ask you to gather garlic sprouts that the Garlics drop.
• Collect fifteen then plant them in the middle of the field. [Map]
• Return to Rancher Bill


Buh-durn Garlic ►Repeatable◄
Details
• Speak with Purvis
• Kill twenty Garlics for him
• Return to Purvis


The Stoocie Is Loose
(Prerequisite: Plantin' Garlic)
Details
• Speak with Rancher Bill
• Find Stoocie in Dead Man’s Pass.
• Return her to Rancher Bill


Machine Repair
(Prerequisite: The Stooce Is Loose)
Details
• Speak with Rancher Bill
• Repair the first windmill
• Repair the tractor
• Repair the second windmill
--[Map of all Three]
• Return to Rancher Bill and pick a ring.


Speak to Katsumi
Details
• Speak to Rubella
• Head up to Zen Gardens and speak to Katsumi
who is in the shrine where the null chamber is.
• Return to Rubella



Deadman’s Pass
[Map and Key]

It's dark. It's gloomy. It's a twisted, creepy mountain above Bill's Ranch
with a house at the top owned by an ancient family that no one sees in the
daytime.

CL : 2.2-3.5 (Your level will automatically get suppressed to 3.5)


NPCs
A list of NPCs needed to complete quests
and where they are on the map.

Albert
Ian

Quests
Golashes Go Squashes
Details
• Speak with Albert
• Find and kill the Laceback Golashes


Disperse the Purse
Details
• You get this quest while talking to Albert and
getting the Golashes quest
• Find and kill the Purse


OMFG Bump
Details
• You get this quest while talking to Albert and
getting the Golashes quest
• Find and kill the OMFG
• Return to Albert


Denial of Service
Details
• Speak with Ian (in Barton Town)
• He will ask you to take care of a monster her fears
• Defeat the Boss (OMGWTF)
• Return to Ian





Badges Available
All non-kill badges


Mission Badges




Close the Barn Door!: Discover the barn in Bill's Ranch.
Ranch Hand: Become a ranch hand by helping Rancher Bill with all his tasks.

Event Badges




Stop That Grucken Around: Toss 100 Gruckens in the well
during the Grab That Grucken Thing mini-event.
(Points are cumulative.)

That's Grucken Amazing!: Toss 1,000 Gruckens in the well
during the Grab That Grucken Thing mini-event.
(Points are cumulative.)